Axel Cardenas

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Axel Cardenas is a batter for the Mexico City Mild Wings and has been with the team since the beginning of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

Cardenas does not have any notable events on record.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Axel is too cool for blaseball. So much so, in fact, that he regrets ever joining. He does not try, because this would be uncool.

Although Cardenas vehemently denies any feelings, including romantic ones, he has been spotted several times in The Local Diner with his presumed boyfriend and tire-rat gestalt intelligence Miguel Wheeler, sipping buffalo flavored milkshakes. When asked about a photo where he can be seen blushing as a tire-rat slips into his milkshake, he responded by simply saying, “tch” and rolling his eyes. At that point, he stuck a cherry lollipop in his mouth, leaving on-scene reporters too enthralled to inquire further.

Appearance

He wears a leather jacket over his uniform, arms not through the sleeves. He is always seen wearing sunglasses, both on and off the pitch. He has a seemingly endless supply of lollipops, and is rarely seen without one.  Recently, Axel has also been spotted wearing a tire-shaped pendant in memoriam of his now-deceased teammate, Miguel.

Play Style

He bats one handed, with his right hand in the pocket of his skinny jeans. You will never, ever, be as cool as him.

It is speculated that Axel hits so many foul balls because of his foul attitude.

It is rumored that, during the Season 7 playoffs, Axel was occasionally seen using both hands to bat.  There is no solid evidence to corroborate this belief, and Axel has vehemently denied it every time it has come up, but it should be noted that Axel’s batting performance increased greatly during this time.


Quotes

"Whatever."

”...”

"Tch."


Fan Art