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Fenestrate is a Black Muslim Egyptian who uses any pronouns. In Japanese, ze refers to vaerself as watashi and others refer to vaer with masculine and feminine terms interchangeably, and in Arabic ze is referred to with هي/هو interchangeably. Ze is autistic and has ADHD.

Early Life

Born in Luxor, Egypt, Fenestrate spent much of vaers youth wandering the city and spending hours on end at museums. As ze grew up, ze started talking about music that could not be heard with one’s ears. When asked how ze heard the music, if not with vaers ears, ze was vague, saying “I dunno, I just kind of hear it with my face, you know? The normal way you hear stuff like that.” Ze has since described this phenomenon as “the universe’s symphony of resonant mundanities,” or as ze more affectionately deems it, “some real rad tunes.”

Ze started school for physics, thinking ze might be better able to share the music with others if ze studied the forces that make up the immaterial plane. Fenestrate began vaers studies in Morocco and then returned to Egypt to transfer to a university in Cairo, but soon after the move ze grew completely disillusioned with academia. Ze decided ze would benefit more from self-education that was built for vaers way of learning instead of in spite of it, and dropped out to pursue vaers own studies.

Freed from academia but inspired by vaers time in Morocco, Fenestrate sought any and all opportunities to travel and see more of the world. Meanwhile, vaers efforts to find a mentor in physics were fruitful as ze came into contact with acclaimed mathematician and buff fitness buff Stijn Strongbody. The two spent some time exchanging mail about their theories. Fenestrate’s interests eventually shifted and ze became more fascinated with the history of objects and how their songs change with the events that occur in their presence. Ze dropped contact with Strongbody as vaers search for answers took vaer from physics to history. Through the following years ze went through an intense punk phase, learned to play the hurdy gurdy and double bass, and moved to Tokyo. There, ze started rooming with future teammate Coolname Galvanic, discovered ze was aromantic after attempting to date Galvanic and breaking up on amicable terms, and came out as genderfluid.

Blaseball Career

After Strongbody performed what some on the Lift would later wistfully refer to as some “epic future vision math,” the events of 1997 allowed him to catch glimpses of the future where he recognized his former protege Fenestrate among the players on the yet-unformed team. The void left by the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs and his rush to create the team of his vision prompted him to contact vaer, asking whether ze would like to join. Hoping to hear Blaseball’s own unique symphonic soundscape in person, Fenestrate accepted.

Vaers performance since joining the Lift has been somewhat underwhelming. Fenestrate has told reporters that the sound of a home run is like no other, and despite vaers clear skill in the splort and excellent plate discipline, ze is often so focused on achieving hits with that particular resonance that ze ends up making poor contact with the ball. vaers batting career has been a long series of home runs, groundouts and flyouts, and ze is rarely actually seen on base where ze would be able to demonstrate vaers baserunning prowess. Even so, ze easily remained one of the team’s better batters through the first half of the Expansion Era.

Time Spent Elsewhere

During the Lift’s final game of Season 14, Fenestrate was swept Elsewhere, and was there for the entirety of the two-year long siesta. Several months after vaers return, a reporter stopped vaer on the street and ze commented on a peculiar quality of the space:

“[The world] has always been a place of music to me. Every object... every being resonates with its own particular sound to create an impossible symphony beyond anything our ears can sense. Rubber-insulated wires and decomposing bark alike sing in languages I can’t really ever hope to translate for you. So while you may not quite understand the gravity of the situation, I’ll ask you to at least try to imagine what was going through my head when I was Elsewhere and everything was silent. I’ve never really experienced that before... It shook me. Yeah. I’d say it shook me far more than I would have expected.”

Despite maintaining vaers usual laid-back countenance and deliberate speech patterns, vaers speech became notably slower and more prone to trailing off in the middle of a sentence, and ze has conducted few talks at the Lift’s community center since vaers return. After subsequent trips Elsewhere, Fenestrate still appeared subdued but less outwardly shaken.

Captainship

After the respective redaction and incineration of Lift vice-captain Lance Serotonin and captain Strongbody, Fenestrate and Gerund Pantheocide found themselves thrust into Strongbody’s position as captain of the Lift. The two already had some synergy, as the two had previously bonded over a mutual love of punk culture and their personalities balanced out. Fenestrate’s inclination to hesitate and fail to commit and Pantheocide’s inclination to commit wholeheartedly, sometimes without adequately thinking through, balanced themselves out. ---LMAO EDIT THIS---

The high of their Season 19 victory did not last for long, as the Lift experienced four roster changes, Pantheocide received their first level of Ego, and Fenestrate had one of vaers worst-performing seasons up until ze was swept Elsewhere on Day 59. Fenestrate arrived back, newly Negative and heavily Scattered for the first time, shortly before the death of Pantheocide. After a period of no contact with any members of the Lift but vaers roommate, Fenestrate announced ze would be stepping down as sole captain of the Lift, and there would be no replacement.

Personal Life

As a generally good-natured and mellow-mannered individual, Fenestrate has few troubles getting along with most members of the Lift.

Ze continues to co-inhabit vaers old apartment with Galvanic, and the two have a close partnership where they are said to know each other like they know nobody else. Additionally, ze has what has been described as a “part-time queerplatonic relationship” with Grollis Zephyr, rents a makerspace in Tokyo with Concrete Mandible, Terrell Bradley, and Theodore Honeywell, and ze has also been recorded referring to the twice-late Alejandro Leaf as vaers aunt on several occasions despite sharing no publicly-known familial connections.

Up until shortly before Strongbody's incineration, Fenestrate's relationship with him remained distant and awkward, and ze had admitted to feeling that he still just saw vaer as the kid he mentored rather than the person that kid has become. Fenestrate has expressed mild discomfort at how ze found vaerself following so closely in Strongbody’s footsteps.

Trivia

  • Although Fenestrate is recorded as having the "Tattooing" pregame ritual, this is a clerical error: ze actually does henna, as tattooing is haram.
  • Fenestrate is a polyglot. Ze is fluent in Egyptian Arabic, Classical Arabic, English, Japanese, ESL, and JSL, and ze has learned the basics of Spanish, Mandarin, and Hindi both from vaers teammates and from traveling prior to joining the Lift.
  • Fenestrate takes a lot of comfort in cooking, and occasionally calls home for recipes from vaers aunts.