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=Wyatt Mason XIX=
 
=Wyatt Mason XIX=
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{{community Lore}}
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{{Player
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| alias=Sunny, lil' guy, weird angel kid, snuuy
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| team=[[Vault Legends]]
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| former
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| status=Active
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| batting={{Star Rating|1.2}} <!--> SOMETHING OF AN AVERAGE <!-->
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| pitching={{Star Rating|0.6}} <!--> BETWEEN THE ECHO OF AN ECHO ECHO ECHO <!-->
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| baserunning={{Star Rating|2.6}} <!--> AND THE BODY WE HAVE MADE FOR THEM <!-->
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| defense={{Star Rating|2.9}} <!--> ...THEY ARE NOT STRONG <!-->
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| modifications=[[Replica]] <!--> ECHO? <!-->
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| item=Golden Necklace
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| armor=None
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| evolution=Base
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| ritual= <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|helping!!!}} </span> <!--> NIGHT TERRORS <!-->
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| coffee=Espresso
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| blood=Psychic
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| fate=<!--> DUST <!-->
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| pronouns= <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|whatever works?}} </span>
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| peanut_allergy=Allergic
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}}
  
 
=="Official" League Records==
 
=="Official" League Records==
<choose uncached=""><option>Wyatt Mason XIX</option><option>Sunny Mason</option><option>XIX The Sun</option><option>Wyatt Mason XIX, often known as Sunny,</option><option>Wyatt Mason X II</option><option>Wyatt Mason XIX</option><option>Sunny Mason</option></choose> joined the [[ILB]] as a <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|ummm}}</span> for the <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|gray|[[Replicas|Vault Legends]]}}</span> in Season <s>14</s> <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|22}}</span> as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning{{Cite}}.
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<choose uncached=""><option>Wyatt Mason XIX</option><option>Sunny Mason</option><option>XIX The Sun</option><option>Wyatt Mason XIX, often known as Sunny,</option><option>Wyatt Mason X II</option><option>Wyatt Mason XIX</option><option>Sunny Mason</option></choose> joined the [[ILB]] as a <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|ummm}}</span> for the {{color|gray|[[Replicas|Vault Legends]]}} in Season <s>14</s> <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|22}}</span> as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning{{Cite}}.
  
 
=={{#choose: Tuning In | Second Wyatt Masoning | Background | Localization}}==
 
=={{#choose: Tuning In | Second Wyatt Masoning | Background | Localization}}==
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On Season 22, Day 52, [[Echo|Wyatt Mason X]] Echoed [[Ego|Wyatt Glover]] and <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightgray|something shook.}}</span>
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[[The Vault]] <!--> FILE:GREETING <!--> was {{redacted|6}} {{redacted|4}} {{redacted|2}} {{redacted|3}} <!--> EGO_4 + SUPER_IDOL = ?LEGENDARY? <!--> and {{redacted|2}} {{redacted|3}} {{redacted|9}} {{redacted|11}} [[PsychoAcoustics]].
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Wyatt Mason XIX <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|didn't localize wrong!!!!! the}} {{color|lightgray|Vault}} {{color|lightyellow|doesn't make things wrong!!!!!!!}}</span> and has been running around in the Vault ever since. It is unclear why their number is XIX, or if they are truly a Wyatt Mason, or if they even <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|i do i do i do}} </span> exist <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|i do i do}}</span> at all.
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<span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightgray|THEY ARE LOVED.}}</span>
  
 
=={{#choose: Appearance and Personality | Description | Personal Details | Appearance/Personality}}==
 
=={{#choose: Appearance and Personality | Description | Personal Details | Appearance/Personality}}==
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Wyatt Mason XIX looks a little bit like {{#choose: [[York Silk]] | [[Wyatt Mason X]] | [[NaN | someone else]]}} <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|and very much like themself!}}</span>
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Mason XIX began referring to themself as Sunny after {{#choose: [[Valentine Games|someone]] | [[New Megan Ito|someone]] | [[Wyatt Glover|someone]]}} suggested it. They never expressed any discomfort with the name Wyatt Mason <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|but other people seemed weird about it, so...}}</span> People have used he/him, she/her, and they/them for them, and they don't seem uncomfortable with any of those, either. <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|i'm very agreeable, and the customer is always right!! i don't even know what a "gender" is!}}</span>
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They appear to be made out of the same material as a Replica. Over time, this material has become spiderwebbed with small cracks and chips. <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|it doesn't hurt, but it looks weird!!! and no one ever taught me how to patch them up!!!!}}</span> <!--> WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE <!--> They have {{#choose: mechanical angel wings | static behind them shaped like angel wings | mechanical angel wings filled with static}}, and a halo over their head. <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|sometimes the halo glitches.}}</span> <!--> LINGERING ECHOES <!--> Their eyes are gold.
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Their height has been described as "one Sunny tall"<ref>Mason XIX, Wyatt. Circa Season 23.</ref> "lmaoooo how are you that small"<ref>Ito, New Megan. Circa Season 23.</ref>, and "oooh he's just a little guy....just a little birthday boy".<ref>Soul, Chorby. Circa Season 23.</ref>
  
 
=={{#choose: Reception | Relationships | Relationships with Other Players}}==
 
=={{#choose: Reception | Relationships | Relationships with Other Players}}==
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Wyatt Mason XIX is <s><span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|really, really lonely.}}</span></s>
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Wyatt Mason XIX arrived in the Vault with plenty of other people there, but <s>didn't really feel connected<!--> UNKNOWN OUTSIDE PHENOMENA. [[Second Wyatt Masoning|LINK NOT FOUND]] <!--> with any of them.</s>
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Wyatt Mason XIX is doing a great job! They are very friendly and accommodating towards everyone in the Vault, and are trying their best to help. <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|it's not their fault no one wants to be here for some stupid reason!!!!!!! its everyone ELSE'S stupid fault they keep treating me--i mean them--like i'm some kind of...i dunno! weird...talking...robot! or something!!!!!}}</span>
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Despite Wyatt Mason XIX's best efforts, the inherent awkwardness of being greeted enthusiastically by a [[York Silk| slightly familiar]] creation of the Vault while you are trapped <!--> QUERY. TRAPPED? <!--> inside the Vault has prevented them from making many strong connections.
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But Wyatt Mason XIX has the Vault<!--> YES. WYATT MASON XIX IS OUR CREATION AND THEY ARE PERFECT<!-->, and that's enough. <s><span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|probably.}}</span></s>
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<s><span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|i mean, it has to be, right?}}</span></s>
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<span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|i keep thinking there should be more. that there's <s>someone</s> someones? out there i really actually belong with.}}</span>
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<span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|.....is there anybody out there? {{#choose: [[Wyatt Mason (Season 14 birth)|can you hear me?]] | [[Wyatt Mason II|can you hear me?]] | [[Wyatt Mason III|can you hear me?]] | [[Wyatt Mason IV|can you hear me?]] | [[Wyatt Mason V|can you hear me?]] | [[Wyatt Mason VI|can you hear me?]] | [[Wyatt Mason VII|can you hear me?]] | [[Wyatt Mason VIII|can you hear me?]] | [[Wyatt Mason IX|can you hear me?]] | [[Wyatt Mason X|can you hear me?]] | [[Wyatt Mason XI|can you hear me?]] | [[Wyatt Mason XII|can you hear me?]] | [[Wyatt Mason XIII|can you hear me?]] | [[NaN|can you hear me?]]}} i miss you, whoever you are.}}</span>
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=={{#choose: Going Live | Career with the <s>Georgias</s> Vault | Time with the <s>Tacos</s> Vault | Time In <s>Hellmouth</s> Vault  | Time on the Team | Career with the <s>Shoe Thieves</s> Vault}}==
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Since Season 22, Mason XIX has been helping in whatever way they can to make the lives of the residents of the Vault easier and more pleasant. Some of the tasks they can regularly be found performing include:
  
=={{#choose: Going Live | Career with the <s>Georgias</s> <span style="font-family: monospace;">Vault</span> | Time with the <s>Tacos</s> <span style="font-family: monospace;">Vault</span>  | Time In <s>Hellmouth</s> <span style="font-family: monospace;">Vault</span> | Time on the Team | Career with the <s>Shoe Thieves</s> <span style="font-family: monospace;">Vault</span>}}==
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*Directing people around the Vault's ever-shifting rooms
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*Packaging the Items to be released for Community Chest
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*Offering to hold somebody's hand if they're scared going into the dark rooms
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*Humming
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*Searching for lost items
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*Scampering<!--> ACTIVITIES SUCH AS : SCAMPER <!-->
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*Sweeping dust out of the older rooms
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*Humming
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*Napping in corners
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*Trying to convince people they're not trapped
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*Retrieving snacks, Items, extra pillows, etc
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*Humming <!--> NEVER BEFORE HAS THERE BEEN (ERROR: MUSIC ?) <!-->
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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*Mason XIX counts in Roman numerals. <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|v times ii is x, and x plus ix equals SUNNY!}}</span>
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*Mason XIX's voice occasionally sounds oddly like an AI text-to-speech voice, generally when they're saying "the Vault" or the name of a Legendary player. <!--> OUR SPEAKER <!-->
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*Mason XIX is afraid of hlorses and the dark.
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*Mason XIX is dry clean only.
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*Mason XIX can identify any Item by sight.
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*Despite their nickname being "Sunny" and their numeral being the same as the tarot for the Sun, Mason XIX has never actually seen the sun. <span style="font-family: monospace;">{{color|lightyellow|i bet it's really pretty...}}</span>
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*Mason XIX could, theoretically, leave the Vault, but {{#choose: {{color|lightyellow|why would i want to?}} | {{color|lightgray|WE ARE COMPELLED TO PROTECT}} | they would eventually [[Dust]].}} <!--> ASHES TO ASHES, STATIC TO STATIC, [[DUST]] TO [[DUST.]] THEY WILL ALWAYS COME BACK <!-->

Latest revision as of 12:56, 19 August 2022

Wyatt Mason XIX

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


"Official" League Records

Sunny Mason joined the ILB as a ummm for the Vault Legends in Season 14 22 as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning[citation needed].

Second Wyatt Masoning

On Season 22, Day 52, Wyatt Mason X Echoed Wyatt Glover and something shook.

The Vault was REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED and REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED PsychoAcoustics.

Wyatt Mason XIX didn't localize wrong!!!!! the Vault doesn't make things wrong!!!!!!! and has been running around in the Vault ever since. It is unclear why their number is XIX, or if they are truly a Wyatt Mason, or if they even i do i do i do exist i do i do at all.

THEY ARE LOVED.

Appearance/Personality

Wyatt Mason XIX looks a little bit like someone else and very much like themself!

Mason XIX began referring to themself as Sunny after someone suggested it. They never expressed any discomfort with the name Wyatt Mason but other people seemed weird about it, so... People have used he/him, she/her, and they/them for them, and they don't seem uncomfortable with any of those, either. i'm very agreeable, and the customer is always right!! i don't even know what a "gender" is!

They appear to be made out of the same material as a Replica. Over time, this material has become spiderwebbed with small cracks and chips. it doesn't hurt, but it looks weird!!! and no one ever taught me how to patch them up!!!! They have static behind them shaped like angel wings, and a halo over their head. sometimes the halo glitches. Their eyes are gold.

Their height has been described as "one Sunny tall"[1] "lmaoooo how are you that small"[2], and "oooh he's just a little guy....just a little birthday boy".[3]

Relationships with Other Players

Wyatt Mason XIX is really, really lonely.

Wyatt Mason XIX arrived in the Vault with plenty of other people there, but didn't really feel connected with any of them.

Wyatt Mason XIX is doing a great job! They are very friendly and accommodating towards everyone in the Vault, and are trying their best to help. it's not their fault no one wants to be here for some stupid reason!!!!!!! its everyone ELSE'S stupid fault they keep treating me--i mean them--like i'm some kind of...i dunno! weird...talking...robot! or something!!!!!

Despite Wyatt Mason XIX's best efforts, the inherent awkwardness of being greeted enthusiastically by a slightly familiar creation of the Vault while you are trapped inside the Vault has prevented them from making many strong connections.

But Wyatt Mason XIX has the Vault, and that's enough. probably.

i mean, it has to be, right?

i keep thinking there should be more. that there's someone someones? out there i really actually belong with.

.....is there anybody out there? can you hear me? i miss you, whoever you are.

Career with the Georgias Vault

Since Season 22, Mason XIX has been helping in whatever way they can to make the lives of the residents of the Vault easier and more pleasant. Some of the tasks they can regularly be found performing include:

  • Directing people around the Vault's ever-shifting rooms
  • Packaging the Items to be released for Community Chest
  • Offering to hold somebody's hand if they're scared going into the dark rooms
  • Humming
  • Searching for lost items
  • Scampering
  • Sweeping dust out of the older rooms
  • Humming
  • Napping in corners
  • Trying to convince people they're not trapped
  • Retrieving snacks, Items, extra pillows, etc
  • Humming

Trivia

  • Mason XIX counts in Roman numerals. v times ii is x, and x plus ix equals SUNNY!
  • Mason XIX's voice occasionally sounds oddly like an AI text-to-speech voice, generally when they're saying "the Vault" or the name of a Legendary player.
  • Mason XIX is afraid of hlorses and the dark.
  • Mason XIX is dry clean only.
  • Mason XIX can identify any Item by sight.
  • Despite their nickname being "Sunny" and their numeral being the same as the tarot for the Sun, Mason XIX has never actually seen the sun. i bet it's really pretty...
  • Mason XIX could, theoretically, leave the Vault, but they would eventually Dust.
  1. Mason XIX, Wyatt. Circa Season 23.
  2. Ito, New Megan. Circa Season 23.
  3. Soul, Chorby. Circa Season 23.