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Sutton Dreamy was a player in the Shadows for the Hawai'i Fridays and was with the team from the Season β10 elections until Fall Ball. Dreamy previously played for the Baltimore Crabs.

Official League Records

Dreamy joined Internet League Blaseball as a member of the Baltimore Crabs at the beginning of Season β1. During the Season β5 election, Dreamy received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.

During the Season β6 election, Dreamy received Night Vision Goggles as a result of the Night Vision Goggles blessing.

On Season β10, Day X, Dreamy gained the Flinch modification after the Baltimore Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS. Following the Ascension of the Crabs from their Season β10 Internet Series victory, Dreamy was traded to the Hawai'i Fridays due to the People's Champion blessing.

During the Season 18 elections, Dreamy retreated to the Hawai'i Fridays' Shadows in exchange for Alyssa Harrell as a result of the Fridays' Foreshadow will.

During the Season β22 elections, Dreamy's star ratings were completely randomized as a result of the Shadow Alternate Trust blessing, resulting in Dreamy becoming an Alternate and gaining the Negative modification.

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Box of Sutton Dreamy Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-90.38 and start reading...

In Literature

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Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about Dreamy:

She bats in beauty, like the flight
Of frozen ropes and deep hit flies,
Or line drives vanishing from sight,
Their trail reflected in her eyes,
Which enchant anyone who might
Espy this Crab, who we apprize.

Some visions seem hard to believe,
And seeing Sutton is to peep
Upon such heaven to deceive
A man to think they’d counted sheep.
For who but dreaming could achieve
These fantasies outside of sleep?

Fan Works

Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Dreamy on the Hawai'i Fridays by Mantisqueer
By @glassgoblin
By @glassgoblin
By @glassgoblin
By @glassgoblin
By @glassgoblin
By @glassgoblin

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+'''Sutton Dreamy''' was a player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] and was with the team from the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}} until [[Fall Ball]]. Dreamy previously played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]].
-== Official League Records ==
+==Official League Records==
-Dreamy currently has no notable events in the official record books
+Dreamy joined [[Internet League Blaseball]] as a member of the [[Baltimore Crabs]] at the beginning of {{BetaSeason|1}}.
+During the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ election}}, Dreamy received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' '''Horde Hallucinations''' and '''Rollback Netcode''' blessings.
-== History ==
+During the {{BetaSeason|6#Election Results|@ election}}, Dreamy received Night Vision Goggles as a result of the {{BetaSeason|6#Blessings | '''Night Vision Goggles''' blessing}}.
-{{Community Lore}}
-Sutton has been voted "Sexiest Blaseball Player" more years than any other player in the league. Crabs fans can often be seen sporting her uniform in support of her excellence, which consists of a tank top made of ripped fishnet to represent Crab freedom and also looking sexy.
+On {{BetaSeason|10#Day X|@, Day X}}, Dreamy gained the {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification after the [[Baltimore Crabs]] lost to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]. Following the [[Ascension]] of the Crabs from their {{BetaSeason|10}} [[Internet Series]] victory, Dreamy was traded to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] due to the {{BetaSeason|10#Election%20Results|'''People's Champion'''}} [[blessing]].
-It has been theorized that Dreamy is a two dimensional being who dreamed so hard of the third dimension she reached it. When asked about this in interviews, Dreamy responds only with a laugh described by ''Sporbs Inundated'' as "impossibly alluring."
+During the {{BetaSeason|18#Election Results| Season 18 elections}}, Dreamy retreated to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]]' Shadows in exchange for [[Alyssa Harrell]] as a result of the Fridays' {{BetaSeason|18#Wills| '''Foreshadow'''}} will.
-When pressed on her relaxed attitude to the game, Dreamy has said "I haven't had a chance to stretch my legs in years. Get off my damn back. How on earth do you expect me to get a breather while being pelted by balls? I hate this damn game."
+During the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, Dreamy's star ratings were completely randomized as a result of the {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|'''Shadow Alternate Trust'''}} blessing, resulting in Dreamy becoming an {{ModLink|Alternate}} and gaining the {{ModLink|Negative}} modification.
+{{Community Lore}}
-Dreamy has never been seen dressed in anything other than their Crabs uniform, and it is unlikely that she can take it off.
+{{IRM|format=filebox}}
-==Birth and Early Life ==
-Dreamy was reportedly brought into being by teammate [[Combs Duende]], when Duende was asked during a team-building exercise to draw "the perfect Blaseball player". Dreamy emerged from the page fully formed like a Blaseball-bat-wielding Athena, and was recruited for the Crabs immediately.
-Sutton is a three-time winner of Miss Baltimore Crabs.
-== In Literature ==
-Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about Dreamy:
-She bats in beauty, like the flight
-Of frozen ropes and deep hit flies,
-Or line drives vanishing from sight,
-Their trail reflected in her eyes,
-Which enchant anyone who might
-Espy this Crab, who we apprize.
-Some visions seem hard to believe,
-And seeing Sutton is to peep
-Upon such heaven to deceive
-A man to think they’d counted sheep.
-For who but dreaming could achieve
-These fantasies outside of sleep?
+==Fan Works==
-{{Template:CrabsNav}}
+<gallery widths="185">
+SuttonDreamy.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
+EkvFI5bXUAM2nnK.jpg|Dreamy on the Hawai'i Fridays by [https://twitter.com/mantisqueer/status/1318364084409073671 Mantisqueer]
+Sutton_color.png|By {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
+Sutton_vibing.png|By {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
+Sutton_Fullbody.png|By {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
+Sutton_ref.png|By {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
+Crab_scribbles.png|By {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
+Oops.png|By {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
+</gallery>
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-[[Category:Players with a Tlopps card]]
+[[Category:Players with the Nullified modification]]
-[[Category:Lineup Players]]
+[[Category:Original Players]]
+[[Category:Nominative Determinism]]