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| + | '''Ronbert Kim "Ron" Monstera''' is a left-handed pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]]. He has been a member of the team since [[Season 1]]. | ||
| − | + | ==Internet League Blaseball Career== | |
| − | + | Despite a mediocre statistical output, he is often credited with helping the Garages maintain a winning record for most of [[Season 2]] following a shutout victory against the heavily-favored [[Miami Dalé]]. | |
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| + | {{Community Lore}} | ||
== Music == | == Music == | ||
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| + | Monstera is the keyboard bass player for the [[The Garages|Seattle Garages Family Band]]. | ||
[[File:RkmLP-cover4.png|thumb|280x280px|alt=|RKMproject - DARKN-S2:OFFSEASON, runtime: 17:30]] | [[File:RkmLP-cover4.png|thumb|280x280px|alt=|RKMproject - DARKN-S2:OFFSEASON, runtime: 17:30]] | ||
| − | During the enforced [[Party Time|#PARTYTIME]] following [[Season 2]], Monstera released an LP under the name RKMproject. He describes the project as "an electroacoustic exploration of chillwave stylings." The LP, ''DARKN-S2:OFFSEASON'', was created by inverting hellwave energies from the newly developed | + | During the enforced [[Party Time|#PARTYTIME]] following [[Season 2]], Monstera released an LP under the name RKMproject. He describes the project as "an electroacoustic exploration of chillwave stylings." The LP, ''DARKN-S2:OFFSEASON'', was created by inverting hellwave energies from the newly-developed [[Hellmouth]] region into a dark, wet amplifying substrate. The experimental result was described as "oppressive, but fair" by fellow pitcher [[Tot Clark]]. It seems to have strange effects on players for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] and may be a part of Monstera's quest for the M Chord. |
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| + | === Quest for the M Chord === | ||
| + | Following the [[Season 2]] election, Ron Monstera vowed to use his new thumb and deep knowledge of the Satanic sine waves in order to discover and play the M chord, a theoretical para-acoustic phenomenon tied to the vibrational frequency of the Immaterial Plane, whose study is heavily regulated by the ''Bureau international d'étude des harmonies ontologiques''<ref>International Bureau for the Study of Ontological Harmonics</ref> (BIDHO). In defiance of several of the Bureau's recommendations, Monstera has openly stated his wish to wield the powers of the M Chord in order to save [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] from her [[incineration]] following the [[Season 1]] election and the opening of the [[Forbidden Book]] in the hopes of securing the Garages a berth in the postseason. | ||
| + | ==Personal Life== | ||
| − | + | Monstear is a contributing editor to ''[[THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY]]'', the Garages' official zine. | |
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Revision as of 16:28, 8 August 2020
Ronbert Kim "Ron" Monstera is a left-handed pitcher for the Seattle Garages. He has been a member of the team since Season 1.
Internet League Blaseball Career
Despite a mediocre statistical output, he is often credited with helping the Garages maintain a winning record for most of Season 2 following a shutout victory against the heavily-favored Miami Dalé.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Music
Monstera is the keyboard bass player for the Seattle Garages Family Band.
During the enforced #PARTYTIME following Season 2, Monstera released an LP under the name RKMproject. He describes the project as "an electroacoustic exploration of chillwave stylings." The LP, DARKN-S2:OFFSEASON, was created by inverting hellwave energies from the newly-developed Hellmouth region into a dark, wet amplifying substrate. The experimental result was described as "oppressive, but fair" by fellow pitcher Tot Clark. It seems to have strange effects on players for the Hellmouth Sunbeams and may be a part of Monstera's quest for the M Chord.
Quest for the M Chord
Following the Season 2 election, Ron Monstera vowed to use his new thumb and deep knowledge of the Satanic sine waves in order to discover and play the M chord, a theoretical para-acoustic phenomenon tied to the vibrational frequency of the Immaterial Plane, whose study is heavily regulated by the Bureau international d'étude des harmonies ontologiques[1] (BIDHO). In defiance of several of the Bureau's recommendations, Monstera has openly stated his wish to wield the powers of the M Chord in order to save Jaylen Hotdogfingers from her incineration following the Season 1 election and the opening of the Forbidden Book in the hopes of securing the Garages a berth in the postseason.
Personal Life
Monstear is a contributing editor to THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY, the Garages' official zine.
- ↑ International Bureau for the Study of Ontological Harmonics
