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Revision as of 15:59, 1 August 2020
For other uses, see Millennials (disambiguation).
The New York Millennials are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1, and claim to be "the gayest team in blaseball[1]". Some fans claim an entrance to the stadium exists at the intersection of art and technology in mid-town.
Ownership Controversy
Little is known about the shadowy and secretive cabal of Millennials who make up the ownership of the New York Blaseball team and serve as its namesake. It is also unknown how far into the standard 1000-year life cycle each of the Millennials who own the team are.
Recently, critics have leveled accusations against the direction of the team's marketing, claiming that the over-reliance on "Millennial Memes" targeting the Millennial generation to form their team's identity (and baffling demand that each player have a "Side Hustle") is merely a way to shrug off critical questions about the exact nature and goals of the ownership.
Players
Batters
- Dominic Marijuana
- Mclaughlin Scorpler
- Conrad Vaughan
- Thomas Dracaena
- Schneider Bendie
- Wesley Dudley
- Richardson Games
- Winnie Mccall
- Chorby Soul
Pitchers
Former Players
Incinerated
- Scrap Murphy (Season 2, Day 46)
Transferred
- N/A
Season Results
Season 1
The inaugural Blaseball League season saw the New York Millennials finish a disappointing fifth place in the competitive Chaotic Good division, missing the playoffs.
Season 2
The first season of The Discipline Era saw the Millennials once again finish in fifth place in the Chaotic Good division with a record of 44 wins and 55 losses. Lackluster pitching was the hallmark of a middling season for the Millennials, overshadowing stellar performances by Dominic Marijuana and Thomas Dracaena who were consistently among the league's most potent home run hitters.
Historic Moments
Garbage Day (Season 2, Day 49)
Squaring off against the 38-11 Dallas Steaks midway through a disappointing Season 2, the Millennials pulled off a surprise win after upstart pitcher Felix Garbage dominated the Steaks into extra innings, and a solo home run by star player Thomas Dracaena put the Millennials on top (and the Steaks in Shame) at the bottom of 15 innings.
Fan Art
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