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The New York Millennials are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. They have claimed to be the gayest team in blaseball^[1].

Ownership Controversy

Little is known about the shadowy and secretive cabal of Millennials who make up the ownership of the New York Blaseball team. It is also unknown how far into the standard 1000-year life cycle each of the Millennials who own the team are.

Recently, critics have leveled accusations against the direction of the team's marketing, claiming that the over-reliance on "Millennial Memes" to form their team's identity (and baffling demand that each player have a "Side Hustle") is merely a way to shrug off critical questions about the exact nature and goals of the ownership.

Players

Batters

Pitchers

Former Players

Incinerated

Scrap Murphy (Season 2, Day 46)

Transferred

N/A

Season Results

Season 1

The inaugural Blaseball League season saw the New York Millennials finish a disappointing fifth place in the competitive Chaotic Good division, missing the playoffs.

Season 2

Lackluster pitching has been the hallmark of a middling season for the Millennials, overshadowing stellar performances by Dominic Marijuana and Thomas Dracaena (2nd and 3rd in home run totals, respectively).

Historic Moments

Garbage Day (Season 2, Day 49)

The box score from GARBAGE DAY

Squaring off against the 38-11 Dallas Steaks midway through a disappointing Season 2, the Millennials pulled off a surprise win after upstart pitcher Felix Garbage dominated the Steaks into extra innings, and a solo home run by star player Thomas Dracaena put the Millennials on top (and the Steaks in Shame) at the bottom of 15 innings.

Fan Art

New York Millennials Alt Logo by ReleaseTheChimp

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