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| − | Rather than eyes, Lars has only portals to the sky, making him very bad at judging when he is facing the batter or when the ball is near him. He is kept on the team because of [[The Prophecy]], and because of his positive team spirit and can-do attitude. | + | Rather than eyes, Lars has only portals to the sky, making him very bad at judging when he is facing the batter or when the ball is near him. He is kept on the team because of [[The Prophecy]], and because of his positive team spirit and can-do attitude. While the probability map of Taylor's arms has been determined empirically, their exact location at any point in time is indeterminate; thus, he holds his glove aloft and pitches the ball by sheer force of will.<br /> |
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Revision as of 03:48, 6 August 2020
Lars Taylor, also known as "No-Stars Lars," is a pitcher for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. He pitches using a glove as opposed to the standard Blaseball talon, and he gets his nickname from his complete and utter lack of stars, which he traded away in a crossroads deal with a Hellbeast for Sun Energy. This deal was made with JEFF, however JEFF has not taken that form since, and Lars is completely unaware of the fact that the crossroads deal he made was with JEFF.
Rather than eyes, Lars has only portals to the sky, making him very bad at judging when he is facing the batter or when the ball is near him. He is kept on the team because of The Prophecy, and because of his positive team spirit and can-do attitude. While the probability map of Taylor's arms has been determined empirically, their exact location at any point in time is indeterminate; thus, he holds his glove aloft and pitches the ball by sheer force of will.
Trivia
- As of Season 2, Lars Taylor is one of 3 players in the League to have a 0 star rating, with the others being Math Velazquez of the Houston Spies and Chambers Simmons of the Boston Flowers.[1] They are all pitchers. Lars Taylor has published a philosophical treatise on starlessness, conceptualizing it as a state of absolute liberation akin to nirvana.
- Lars' stars appear to be inversely correlated with PolkaDot Patterson's stars, meaning that Lars currently does not have 87 stars.
- Lars started his career playing for the No-Stats Lads in the Heckmouth Sundarn Series, Hellmouth's amateur league.
