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McGhee joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Tokyo Lift]] during the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 elections]], after the [[Ascension]] of the [[Baltimore Crabs]].
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McGhee joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Tokyo Lift]] during the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}, after the [[Ascension]] of the [[Baltimore Crabs]].
  
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During the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], McGhee's hitting stats were rerolled. {{Star Change|2.7|2.6}}
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During the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], McGhee's stats were rerolled and they gained the [[Modifications|Alternate]] and [[Modifications|Parasite]] modifications as a result of the Lift's [[Season 15#Wills|'''Alternate Trust''']] will.
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On [[Season 20]], Day 39, McGhee was swept {{Elsewhere}} and gained the {{ModLink|Negative}} modification as a result of [[Nandy Slumps]]'s {{ModLink|Undertaker}} modification.
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Latest revision as of 18:58, 21 February 2023

Elwin McGhee was a player in the Shadows for the Tokyo Lift, and was with the team from the Season β10 elections until Fall Ball.

Official League Records

McGhee joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift during the Season β10 elections, after the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs.

During the Season β14 elections, McGhee's hitting stats were rerolled. 2.7 → 2.6

During the Season β15 elections, McGhee's stats were rerolled and they gained the Alternate and Parasite modifications as a result of the Lift's Alternate Trust will.

On Season β20, Day 39, McGhee was swept  Elsewhere... and gained the Negative modification as a result of Nandy Slumps's Undertaker modification.

On Season β23, Day 39, McGhee retreated to the Lift's Shadows in exchange for Cicero Gubbins at Tokyo Fitness Center via the Ratified Voicemail.

Over the course of Season β24, McGhee entered and exited the Lift's Shadows two times as a result of Tokyo Fitness Center Voicemail events, ending the Season in the Shadows.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Elwin McGhee Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-22.63 and start reading...

Personal Life

Elwin McGhee is a sentient being composed mostly of grass-fed butter. He typically takes the form of a dog (breed and size varies) or a block of butter about the size of a refrigerator. The butter McGhee is composed of is most similar in chemical makeup to ghee, a clarified butter invented in India. This butter has a low melting point, which can cause McGhee to liquefy during particularly warm weather.

This does not seem to bother McGhee at all, and he has been seen enthusiastically finishing team practice sessions as a puddle.

McGhee was recruited to the team by Val Hitherto, who accidentally attempted to use McGhee to butter his crumpet while on a brief vacation to the Butter Timeline. While in the Butter Timeline, McGhee worked as a bartender and a shepherd. He has been known to use his weekends to bartend or shepherd, so he doesn't get rusty.

McGhee occasionally speaks with a terrible Cockney accent. There is no discernible reason for this, as he has never been to England. He is, however, according to sources in Ireland, related to Celtic fae. He has reportedly been seen sitting in faerie circles, with an invisible force giving him pats on the head.

McGhee's butter has the strange effect of granting life to inanimate objects after prolonged exposure. So far, McGhee has been seen to grant life to:

  • Multiple sweatbands
  • At least two Lift uniforms
  • One blaseball bat
  • The lower half of the Lift stadium

The most notable example of this is the granting of sentience to Concrete Mandible, fellow lift player and former statue. This was accidental, and happened because Mandible's head was “a great napping spot,” according to McGhee.

Mandible and McGhee remain good friends to this day, and Mandible will still occasionally take a nap with McGhee on its head.


Gallery

  • Digital drawing on a blank background. Elwin McGhee is a small and melty dog-shaped butter entity wearing a Lift cap. He has melty jowls and melty butter drooping down his sides to give an appearance similar to a Yorkshire Terrier.

    Art by @moliwogs

  • Two digital drawings of pre and post-alternation Elwin McGhee. The first is drawn in brown and depicts Elwin as a large buglike figure wearing a open long, fluffy coat. It has a floral bucket hat with two antennae (one broken) sticking out through holes in the top, a skirt going over wideset short legs, a belt with a large bag poking out from under the coat, and a patterned woven shirt. It has four arms, with two that are long and nearly reach the ground and hold a small blaseball bat. The other two are under the coat. It is wearing a round mask and cowl hiding its face. It has two pins on its coat: one with an up arrow and one saying "lift laugh love." It has a large backpack with a shovel and fishing pole. The second drawing shows post-alternation Elwin in dark blue ink. This Elwin wears a two colored coat. Like the first Elwin, it wears a round expressionless mask and cowl, but this one has larger eye holes. It has two slender antennae and longer legs that are less wideset, but otherwise it has a similar, if slighter, body shape to the first Elwin. Under its coat it has a scale-armored top, a belt full of miscellaneous objects, a sling with a crowbar, and loose pants. It has a big hood and a bigger harpoon gun strapped to its back. It looks meaner.

    Elwin McGhee, pre and post-alternation (left and right, respectively). Art by @buzzard

  • A digital drawing of alt bug elwin, a blue and green mothlike bug person wearing a sleeveless scalemail shirt, hood with antennnae poking out, and a mask. It has a large harpoon gun strapped to its back, and bright yelloww fungus spires protruding from its shoulders.

    Art of alternate McGhee by @saltbuzzard

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