Cell Barajas

Cell Barajas
Art by @thr33h3ad3ddrag on Twitter
Basic Information
Team	Mexico City Mild Wings
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Barrel of fish
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	H₂O
Fate	98
Soulscream	AIEUEAIEUEAUXAAOUXAAOUAOAIHAOAIHAIUAIIIUAIII

Cell Barajas is a batter for the Mexico City Mild Wings and has played with the team since the beginning of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

Barajas does not have any notable events on record.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Cell is the ultimate melding of science and blaseball, designed using the genetics of the most mediocre Blaseball players that would submit to experimentation and several birds captured by the CDMX Wild Wings staff. Their goal was to give form to the sacred "Perfect Wing" in hopes of contacting the entity known as Guy Flieri to carry the team to the finals. Because of this she is a half blaseball player half bird monster (known colloquially as a 'Harpy').

The most notable feature about Cell is that at the end of every game she lays an egg. This egg will hatch before the beginning of the next game and play in her place. Unfortunately, because of this, this creature perfectly engineered for blaseball will never gain a full understand of the rules, and may play extremely inconsistently. Many of the Cells seem incapable of even holding a bat, and the ones that do often fail to understand what to do with it.

After each game, the previous Cell will leave the stadium for a time, often going on to live individual and unique lives for a short time, but most, if not all, have been reported to eventually return to the massive roost above The Bucket, eternally watching (and occasionally interfering with) Wild Wings home games. While very few people have seen the oldest iterations of Barajas, rumors have surfaced of massive winged creatures occasionally spotted circling around the stadium like violet feathered dragons, occasionally accompanies by blurry photos that neither decisively confirm or deny the existence of these creatures. Due to their reproduction, some worry that iterations of Cell Barajas will come to fill the entire Wild Wings stadium in time.

Each and every iteration of Cell Barajas plays for the Mexico City Wild Wings.

Nicknames:

• The One and Only

Fan Art

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  by @thr33h3ad3ddrag

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  from Wigflip.com

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky