Burke Gonzales

Burke Gonzales
Art by @thr33h3ad3ddrag on Twitter
Basic Information
Team	Mexico City Wild Wings
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Powerlifting
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	31
Soulscream	AOEUIAOEUIAOIIHXOIIHXOAOIEEAOIEEAIOHIAIOHIAIHEEHAHEEHAHAEOAUAEOAUAHEOAEHEOAEHEIEIAEIEIAE

Burke Gonzales is a pitcher for the Mexico City Wild Wings and has played for them since the beginning of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

At the end of Season 4, Gonzales was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree and was given the "Alternate" status.

History

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Background

Gonzales is an aerodynamics physicist who is unaware of how he arrived in the Wild Wings' 40-entity roster. However, he has made the best of it and has plied his immense knowledge of physics to pitching. As a result, he almost never draws a walk.

Gonzales is very supportive of his follow players, though he has been known to start drama with management, as he has made inquiries as to the nature and authority of the Wild Wings Legal Team and Gastronomic Conjurers Guild, as well as the ultimate identity of Guy Flieri.

Gonzales wants to return back to his home, but he has grown attached to his fellow teammates and just wants them to be okay.

Alternate Reality

At the end of Season 4, Gonzales got his wish and was transported back to his home dimension during the Alternate Reality Decree, and in his place stood a slightly older version of Gonzales, with markedly greater pitching prowess. When Gonzales was transported back home he found that no time had passed since the day he arrived on the Wild Wings, and he happily returned to family life, and to his field of study: aerodynamics. And yet, he found himself missing a different sort of field. Unable to partake in Blaseball in his home dimension, he applied his new understanding of Blaseball to a similar but nevertheless distinct ball game, quickly going pro. After several years of hard work juggling family life, physics lectures and experiments and playing [redacted] full time, Gonzales is about to pitch in the biggest game of his career, only to take the mound and be transported back to the Wild Wings 40-man roster, seconds after he was transported home. He's baaaaaaack!

Fan Art

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  by @thr33h3ad3ddrag

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  by @thr33h3ad3ddrag

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  by @thr33h3ad3ddrag