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Career in Hades

Paula spent the last portion of Season 8 in Hades finding her way as a Tiger.  The team recognized the portion of Landry Violence’s spirit she had received while she was a Firefighter, and they valued her ability to bat, draw walks and steal bases.

While in Seattle, Paula was known for her smash the patriarchy attitude. When she joined the Tigers, Persephone recognized this as an asset and decided to give a labrys to Paula.  When Paula signed her contract, Fearful Symmetry gave her the labrys and told her that the team owner thought she would find it useful.  Tiger player contracts are signed with ink made of ashes and pomegranate juice on black paper, because like Persephone, they are only bound to Hades during the blaseball season.

Paula moved into the Home Plate, and has become a friend of Mummy Melcon and the resident cool auntie to the younger residents.  She has continued her guitar playing and her amp is now drawing power from the lightning above Sixth Circle Stadium.  There are reports that when she is on a roll with her guitar, the lightning vibrates in unison with the guitar strings.  

Paula respects Peanutiel Duffy as an excellent hitter but keeps a little bit of distance from him because she has had allergic reactions to peanuts.   Her relationship with the newest Tiger, Aldon Cashmoney, is a work in progress. She appreciates vim giving her more opportunities to improve her base running, but also wonders about how anti-capitalist or non-patriarchal ve is.


Above is from Cynthia1960. Suggested edits below. Ian Gitax (talk) 01:43, 10 October 2020 (UTC)

Career in Hades

After a quick trip back to Seattle to pick up her things and a motorcycle ride to Hades via US Highway 191, Paula spent the last portion of Season 8 in Hades finding her way as a Tiger. The team recognized the portion of Landry Violence’s spirit she had received while she was a Firefighter, and valued her impressive ability to bat, draw walks and of course steal bases.

While in Seattle, Paula became known for her strong convictions in regards to "smashing the patriarchy." Since joining the Tigers, her attitude has been accentuated by the labrys she can often be found wielding both off and on the field. (Some observes credit the intimidation factor it offers for her ability to draw walks.) The axe is rumored to have been a gift from Persephone herself on Paula's arrival in Hades.

Paula mason moved into Paula Turnip's former lodgings at the Home Plate, and has become a close friend of Mummy Melcon and the resident "cool auntie" to the younger residents. She has continued to play guitar, and has somehow found a way to channel energy into her amp from the lightning above Sixth Circle Stadium. There are reports that when she is on a roll with her guitar, the lightning strikes in time with her music.

Paula has stated she respects Peanutiel Duffy as an excellent hitter but keeps her distance from him due to her peanut allergy. Her feelings regarding the newest Tiger, Aldon Cashmoney, are more mixed. She appreciates vim giving her more opportunities to improve her baserunning, but also harbors doubts about how anticapitalist and antipatriarchal ve is.