Roamin' Ronan's

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Roamin’ Ronan’s is a food truck owned and operated by Wild Wings player Ronan Combs. Combs operates the truck with teammate Kennedy Meh during Wings home games, and employs players from the shadows of other teams at away games. The truck sells a wide variety of foods, offering a different menu at each stadium he sells at.

Background

Roamin’ Ronan’s began as an impulse purchase sometime during Season β14, following Combs’s shaky departure from a pyramid scheme involving plastic containers. Combs cites the secession to teammate Larry Horne’s incineration the season prior, which to Combs, “Opened [his] eyes”.

At first, Combs had planned to run the truck with Roscoe Sundae, but once Kennedy Meh realized he could travel to San Francisco with encouragement from the Legal Team, he volunteered to work for Combs, but only if the following conditions are met:

-Legal must cease the ongoing investigation of Meh’s office within The Bucket

-Meh must also attend the truck during Lovers games

-Milo Brown must be playing at least one of the games Meh attends

Meh has not specified what would happen specifically if these conditions are not met, but insisted that “something would happen”. Combs has stated he is not afraid of Meh’s threats.

Roamin’ Ronan’s is famous for its rivalry with the similarly branded Beef Wings stand operated by members of the Tokyo Lift. The rivalry started as a friendly competition, but During a Wings @ Lift game in Season β18, workers Val Hitherto and Axel Cardenas started a food fight so fierce that both stands had become drenched in the trucks’ hot sauce. Following the event, Wild Wings Legal Team and Beef Wings Corp signed a contract forcing the trucks to share equal parts of the Tokyo Fitness Center’s parking lot during Lift games.