Jacoby Podcast/IF-36.232

Rumor / Community Lore
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Origins

Much of Podcast's history before joining the Crabs is unclear and could unfortunately only be taken at her word leading to what might be a somewhat unreliable personal history. According to Podcast, she was "a integral part of the Shelled One Pods," and was "vital to the success of any and all plans that were carried out by the Shelled One himself". She will then go on to describe how she was "carelessly cast off by the uncaring and cruel god, and left alone in this cold and unforgiving world." Naturally she decided to move on with her life by picking up the time honoured splort of blaseball.

Joining the Baltimore Crabs

After being cast off from the pods, Podcast joined forces with the Baltimore Crabs as they returned from their time in the Big Leagues. Drawn to their history of god killing she swore to take revenge to take vengeance on all Gods for being left behind. Privately, teammate Baldwin Breadwinner has commented that she thinks this sounds more like a "bad breakup, and she'll probably get over it, but I'm glad she's at least cheerful about it." She does however seem to be a favourite of Evelton McBlase II, who was happy to gain someone as enthusiastic about elaborate schemes and pointy collars as he was.

Other Crabs describe Podcast as an excellent pitcher, but one that spends a lot of time asking about the Crab's experience in the Big Leagues, and if there were any other, cooler gods there that might be interested in a sidekick.

Are You There Greg? It's Me, Jacoby.

Podcast had heard rumors about the Ohio Worms having their own God that had fell from the sky. When she arrived, she was dismayed to learn that the God, whom the Worms had affectionately nicknamed, "Greg", was dead and could only communicate to a select few which did not include her.

She brought a flickering bat from the Ballpark's gift shop, hoping that it would bring her to a different God, one preferably alive and in need of a sidekick.

Podcasting

Podcast does not know what a podcast is and wishes people would stop asking her that.