Emblem Warhorse/IF-35.782
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Emblem “Coffee” Warhorse is a diminutive, androgynous humanoid, whose defining feature is an emerald-green visor Coffee is wearing at all times. The shadow from it obscures Coffee’s face such that none of the other patrons are quite sure what coffhe looks like without it, only that Coffee’s smile is pleasant and unassuming.
Coffee became a patron of the Emblem Warhorse when Coffee showed up one day, claiming to have been sent to set up a bean roaster and espresso machine behind the bar, despite none of the management remembering having ordered such a thing. Coffee’s nom de guerre comes from coffhe’s having asked for entrance to the Warhorse by saying “Coffee!” and indicating the bags of coffee beans that coffhe was carrying. This was mistaken as an introduction, and the name stuck. Coffee’s real name, if indeed coffhe has one, is as of yet unknown.
Despite initial hesitance, the Warhorse’s coffee offerings are now a big hit, especially in the ever-coffee-thirsty city of Seattle, and especially with in-house roasted beans. It has also allowed the bar to expand its drink offerings to include coffee cocktails, which have since been limited to two per customer per night after several instances of caffeine-amplified mayhem. Plans are in the works to begin shipping the roasted beans nationwide under the emblem of “Warhorse Coffee”. Coffee Warhorse took naturally to heading a small cafe at the edge of the bar, leading some to believe that Coffee has experience working as a barista. When asked, Coffee has been known to respond, “Definitely! A barista with a lowercase b! A totally normal barista! All lowercase. No proper nouns here.” The reason for this clarification is unknown, as is the reason for Coffee’s growing aloof and cagey whenever Sparks Beans is mentioned in coffhis presence.
Coffee Warhorse wears coffhis emblem among the many other pins on Coffee’s visor, which also include every single pride flag yet invented, some which have not yet been invented, and a promotional pin for conquering the Chompin’ Charlie’s Wing Bar’s World Famous Hot Wing Challenge, among others. Coffee is not known to have played Blaseball at any point, and claims not to know what it is, although several of the more observant patrons have noticed that Coffee is conspicuously absent on, and only on, days where there is some variety of coffee weather.
