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Fenestrate is a Black Muslim Egyptian who uses any pronouns. In Japanese, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|refers|refer|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} to {{RandomPronoun|lower|reflexive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} as watashi and others refer to {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} with masculine and feminine terms interchangeably, and in Arabic {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|are|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} referred to with هي/هو interchangeably. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|is autistic and has|are autistic and have|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} ADHD.
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===Early Life===
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Born in Luxor, Egypt, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|spent|spent|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} much of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} youth wandering the city and spending hours on end at museums. As {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|grew|grew|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} up, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|started|started|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} talking about music that could not be heard with one’s ears. When asked how {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|heard|heard|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} the music, if not with {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} ears, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|were|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} vague, saying “I dunno, I just kind of hear it with my face, you know? The normal way you hear stuff like that.” {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|has|have|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} since described this phenomenon as “the universe’s symphony of resonant mundanities,” or as {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|more affectionately deems|more affectionately deem|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} it, “some real rad tunes.
  
===A Metaphysical Retcon===
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{{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|started|started|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} school for physics, thinking {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|might be|might be|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} better able to share the music with others if {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|studied|studied|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} the forces that make up the immaterial plane. However, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|soon grew|soon grew|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} disillusioned with academia due to how the professors mishandled {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} learning needs and decided {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|would benefit|would benefit|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} more from self-education that was built for {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} ADHD and autism instead of in spite of it.  
Before it joined blaseball as a pitcher for the Tokyo Lift, Coolname Galvanic did not exist. As a worker in the [[Field of Eggs]], employed in monitoring the minutiae of the conditions necessary to irrigate the Naming Pool and properly form the Eggs, it had on occasion glimpsed its own name reflected in the platonic body of the Pool and knew that the egg containing its own name, its essence as a player, hadn’t yet been formed.  
 
  
The entity that would become the memory of Coolname Galvanic, <code>[insert position here]</code> for the <code>[insert team here]</code>, did not exist, and was not a blaseball player. It both was and was not, however, an employee for the Field Of Eggs, a memory not yet anchored in reality. And from what it understood from all the times it watched as the formless replacements of the recently incinerated emerged from eggs and metaphysically harden into individuals with histories extending far before their hatching, all to replace the fallen in playing blaseball for their lives, {{#choose:|it was all but guaranteed to have been created for the same reason.  
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As a young physicist outside of academia, Fenestrate frequently traveled and moved between countries as {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|sought|sought||save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} mentors in the discipline and eventually came into contact with acclaimed mathematician and buff fitness buff Stijn Strongbody. The two spent some years exchanging mail about their numerous theories. After some time, Fenestrate’s interests shifted and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|became|became|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} more fascinated with the history of objects and how their songs change with the events that occur in their presence. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|dropped|dropped|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} contact with Strongbody as {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} search for answers took {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} from physics to history.
|It would presumably only come into true existence at some point in the future when it entered active play as a replacement player on one of the current twenty blaseball teams<ref>As this was during the Discipline Era, the Lift and Breach Teams had not yet joined the League</ref>.}}
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Through the following years {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|went|went|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} through an intense punk phase, learned to play some instruments ---CHOOSE---, and moved to Tokyo. There, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|started|started|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} rooming with future teammate Coolname Galvanic, discovered {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|were|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} aromantic after attempting to date Galvanic and broke up on amicable terms, and came out as genderfluid. Before being recruited to the Lift {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|had|had|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} been weighing the pros and cons of ---CHOOSE---.
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===Blaseball Career===
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After Strongbody performed what some on the Lift would later wistfully refer to as some “epic future vision math,” the events of 1997 allowed him to catch glimpses of the future where he recognized his former protege Fenestrate among the players on the yet-unformed team. The void left by the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs and his rush to create the team of his vision prompted him to contact {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}}, asking whether {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|would like|would like|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} to join. Hoping to hear Blaseball’s own unique symphonic soundscape in person, Fenestrate accepted.
  
Everything experienced by the entity that would become Coolname Galvanic was, in its own nonexistent eyes, merely set-dressing to embellish a version of itself that was presumably being created at the same time as itself. It knew it did not exist, that it could not impact the world around it in any meaningful way until its Egg was Generated, Found, and Hatched to play Internet League Blaseball. All that was left was to play out its part as an ephemeral employee in the Field of Eggs until Coolname Galvanic entered active play.
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{{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} performance since joining the Lift has been somewhat underwhelming. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|has|have|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} told reporters that the sound of a home run is like no other, and despite {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} clear skill in the splort and excellent plate discipline, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|are|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} often so focused on achieving hits with that particular resonance that {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|ends|end|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} up making poor contact with the ball. {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} batting career has been a long series of home runs, groundouts and flyouts, and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|are|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} rarely actually seen on base where {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|would|would|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} be able to demonstrate {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} baserunning prowess. Even so, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|easily remained|easily remained|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} one of the team’s better batters through the first half of the Expansion Era.
  
===A meeting of surnames===
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====Time Spent Elsewhere====
Just as it knew it rightly did not yet have a name, as the egg that generated that name had not yet formed, it also knew, as surely as anything, that it would be named Coolname Galvanic. So it was with mild interest that it one day to met a fellow League employee that would one day be known as [[Squid Galvanic]]. While Coolname was part of the Farm System, tied to the Field of Eggs in location and duty, Squid was a courier, constantly in motion as she ran messages across the League. The two became close, and Squid's adventures inspired Coolname to look beyond its own nonexistence in the Field of Eggs and strike out for new experiences, in Tokyo, which was at the time far from any blaseball teams.
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During the Lift’s final game of Season 14, Fenestrate was swept [[Elsewhere]], and was there for the entirety of the two-year long siesta. Several months after {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} return, a reporter stopped {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} on the street and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|commented|commented|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} on a peculiar quality of the space:
  
It eventually would find itself living in a small apartment with another recent arrival to Tokyo, [[Yusef Fenestrate]]. The two hit it off, and the two lived together for a year before the entity that did not yet exist and was not a blaseball player or a Field of Eggs employee received news that Squid Galvanic had hatched as a playoff birth for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. Around the same time, Fenestrate received an invitation from {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} [[Stijn Strongbody|former mentor]] to sign up for a new Blaseball team. In its efforts to walk away from its backstory, it entered the story exactly where it should be. Naturally, it signed up for the team.
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“[The world] has always been a place of music to me. Every object... every being resonates with its own particular sound to create an impossible symphony beyond anything our ears can sense. Rubber-insulated wires and decomposing bark alike sing in languages I can’t really ever hope to translate for you. So while you may not quite understand the gravity of the situation, I’ll ask you to at least try to imagine what was going through my head when I was Elsewhere and everything was silent. I’ve never really experienced that before... It shook me. Yeah. I’d say it shook me far more than I would have expected.
  
===Blaseball Career===
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Despite maintaining {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} usual laid-back countenance and deliberate speech patterns, {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} speech became notably slower and more prone to trailing off in the middle of a sentence, and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has|have|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} conducted few talks at the Lift’s community center since {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} return.
Galvanic entered active play as the Lift's lowest-rated pitcher, with just 1.1 pitching stars. However, its incredibly ruthless playstyle would quickly set it apart from its peers even as it accumulated the most losses of the Lift's rotation: not by allowing the most runs, but allowing the fewest, triggering the least amount of Black Hole and Sun 2 events. The next season, it would enter the top of the leaderboards for strikeouts and walk percentage.  
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====Captainship====
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After the respective redaction and incineration of Lift vice-captain [[Lance Serotonin]] and captain Strongbody, Fenestrate and [[Gerund Pantheocide]] found themselves thrust into Strongbody’s position as captain of the Lift. The two already had some synergy, as the two had previously bonded over a mutual love of punk culture and their personalities balanced out. Fenestrate’s inclination to hesitate and fail to commit and Pantheocide’s inclination to commit wholeheartedly, sometimes without adequately thinking through, balanced themselves out. ---LMAO EDIT THIS---  ...eventually stepped down
*like it always knew it supposed to be The Best of the lift and it really internalized that even if it kept a kind of "i don't care if lift wins when i pitch, i'm just here for a good time" persona, once it got on the field, it always gave the games its all and as a pitcher, it could feel it had control over the field.
 
*the change out of the ruth meta was it finally meeting the limits of an uncomfortably human body, and the subsequent season was it trying to wrestle with the fact that even if it didn't feel anything like a human, it had to take more care of its physical self if it was to be of any use on the field (in the field of eggs worker irm this sense of "i need to give my all on the field at all times" could reflect its feelings that blaseball was "the only real thing" it could affect).
 
*its perfect game in the postseason of the meta change (lift championship upside down season) might be kind of a reflection on it seeing how far the lift made it not by doing the best, but by having a fun chaotic time and deciding to try pacing itself and following suit so it could give it its all in the moments that truly matter
 
  
 
===Personal Life===
 
===Personal Life===
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As a generally good-natured and mellow-mannered individual, Fenestrate has few troubles getting along with most members of the Lift.
  
===Trivia===
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{{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|continues|continue|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} to co-inhabit {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} old apartment with Galvanic, and the two have a close partnership where they are said to know each other like they know nobody else. Additionally, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has what has been described as a “part-time queerplatonic relationship” with [[Grollis Zephyr]], rents |have what has been described as a “part-time queerplatonic relationship” with [[Grollis Zephyr]], rent|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} a makerspace in Tokyo with [[Concrete Mandible]], [[Terrell Bradley]], and [[Theodore Honeywell]], and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has|have|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} also been recorded referring to the twice-late Alejandro Leaf as {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} aunt on several occasions despite sharing no publicly-known familial connections.  
*Galvanic introduces itself differently to each person it meets. Notably, the names and titles it uses grow exponentially longer the more it dislikes its conversation partner.
 
*Galvanic's fashion is notably eclectic, and it has a large collection of crocs with removed straps. Many have speculated that it eats said croc straps like french fries, with wasabi.
 
*Galvanic is fascinated by laws and bureaucracy, often invoking them for its own gain while exploiting loopholes to escape consequences when it breaks the law.
 
*[[Mags Banananana]] introduced Galvanic to Minions memes, much to Galvanic's delight and the rest of the team's despair. After leaving the team, Banananana continues to print out and mail Minions memes to Galvanic and Fenestrate's apartment.
 
 
 
  
===things to include in the entry===
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Up until shortly before Strongbody's incineration, Fenestrate's relationship with him remained distant and awkward, and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|had admitted|had admitted|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} to feeling that he still just saw {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} as the kid he mentored rather than the person that kid has become. Fenestrate has expressed mild discomfort at how {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|found|found|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}}  {{RandomPronoun|lower|reflexive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} following so closely in Strongbody’s footsteps.
*personality: carefully cultivated persona of laid-back antipathy, unapproachable, rancid
 
*touch-repulsed autistic aroace
 
*Marfan syndrome
 
**hypermobility, pain flareups, always carries a foldable cane on its person
 

Revision as of 07:16, 10 March 2022

Fenestrate is a Black Muslim Egyptian who uses any pronouns. In Japanese, zit refers to zitself as watashi and others refer to zit with masculine and feminine terms interchangeably, and in Arabic zit is referred to with هي/هو interchangeably. Zit is autistic and has ADHD.

Early Life

Born in Luxor, Egypt, zit spent much of zits youth wandering the city and spending hours on end at museums. As zit grew up, zit started talking about music that could not be heard with one’s ears. When asked how zit heard the music, if not with zits ears, zit was vague, saying “I dunno, I just kind of hear it with my face, you know? The normal way you hear stuff like that.” Zit has since described this phenomenon as “the universe’s symphony of resonant mundanities,” or as zit more affectionately deems it, “some real rad tunes.”

Zit started school for physics, thinking zit might be better able to share the music with others if zit studied the forces that make up the immaterial plane. However, zit soon grew disillusioned with academia due to how the professors mishandled zits learning needs and decided zit would benefit more from self-education that was built for zits ADHD and autism instead of in spite of it.

As a young physicist outside of academia, Fenestrate frequently traveled and moved between countries as zit sought mentors in the discipline and eventually came into contact with acclaimed mathematician and buff fitness buff Stijn Strongbody. The two spent some years exchanging mail about their numerous theories. After some time, Fenestrate’s interests shifted and zit became more fascinated with the history of objects and how their songs change with the events that occur in their presence. Zit dropped contact with Strongbody as zits search for answers took zit from physics to history. Through the following years zit went through an intense punk phase, learned to play some instruments ---CHOOSE---, and moved to Tokyo. There, zit started rooming with future teammate Coolname Galvanic, discovered zit was aromantic after attempting to date Galvanic and broke up on amicable terms, and came out as genderfluid. Before being recruited to the Lift zit had been weighing the pros and cons of ---CHOOSE---.

Blaseball Career

After Strongbody performed what some on the Lift would later wistfully refer to as some “epic future vision math,” the events of 1997 allowed him to catch glimpses of the future where he recognized his former protege Fenestrate among the players on the yet-unformed team. The void left by the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs and his rush to create the team of his vision prompted him to contact zit, asking whether zit would like to join. Hoping to hear Blaseball’s own unique symphonic soundscape in person, Fenestrate accepted.

Zits performance since joining the Lift has been somewhat underwhelming. Zit has told reporters that the sound of a home run is like no other, and despite zits clear skill in the splort and excellent plate discipline, zit is often so focused on achieving hits with that particular resonance that zit ends up making poor contact with the ball. zits batting career has been a long series of home runs, groundouts and flyouts, and zit is rarely actually seen on base where zit would be able to demonstrate zits baserunning prowess. Even so, zit easily remained one of the team’s better batters through the first half of the Expansion Era.

Time Spent Elsewhere

During the Lift’s final game of Season 14, Fenestrate was swept Elsewhere, and was there for the entirety of the two-year long siesta. Several months after zits return, a reporter stopped zit on the street and zit commented on a peculiar quality of the space:

“[The world] has always been a place of music to me. Every object... every being resonates with its own particular sound to create an impossible symphony beyond anything our ears can sense. Rubber-insulated wires and decomposing bark alike sing in languages I can’t really ever hope to translate for you. So while you may not quite understand the gravity of the situation, I’ll ask you to at least try to imagine what was going through my head when I was Elsewhere and everything was silent. I’ve never really experienced that before... It shook me. Yeah. I’d say it shook me far more than I would have expected.”

Despite maintaining zits usual laid-back countenance and deliberate speech patterns, zits speech became notably slower and more prone to trailing off in the middle of a sentence, and zit has conducted few talks at the Lift’s community center since zits return.

Captainship

After the respective redaction and incineration of Lift vice-captain Lance Serotonin and captain Strongbody, Fenestrate and Gerund Pantheocide found themselves thrust into Strongbody’s position as captain of the Lift. The two already had some synergy, as the two had previously bonded over a mutual love of punk culture and their personalities balanced out. Fenestrate’s inclination to hesitate and fail to commit and Pantheocide’s inclination to commit wholeheartedly, sometimes without adequately thinking through, balanced themselves out. ---LMAO EDIT THIS--- ...eventually stepped down

Personal Life

As a generally good-natured and mellow-mannered individual, Fenestrate has few troubles getting along with most members of the Lift.

Zit continues to co-inhabit zits old apartment with Galvanic, and the two have a close partnership where they are said to know each other like they know nobody else. Additionally, zit has what has been described as a “part-time queerplatonic relationship” with Grollis Zephyr, rents a makerspace in Tokyo with Concrete Mandible, Terrell Bradley, and Theodore Honeywell, and zit has also been recorded referring to the twice-late Alejandro Leaf as zits aunt on several occasions despite sharing no publicly-known familial connections.

Up until shortly before Strongbody's incineration, Fenestrate's relationship with him remained distant and awkward, and zit had admitted to feeling that he still just saw zit as the kid he mentored rather than the person that kid has become. Fenestrate has expressed mild discomfort at how zit found zitself following so closely in Strongbody’s footsteps.