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==Season Results==
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*In [[Season 1]], the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division with a record of 50-49, missing the [[Postseason]].
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**The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the [[Season 1#Election Results|election]].
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*In [[Season 2]], the Moist Talkers finished first in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 55-44, earning a spot in the Postseason before being swept 3-0 by the [[Philly Pies]] in Round 1.
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= Leagues/Beta =
**The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 2#Blessings|Defection]] blessing with 3% of the vote, stealing [[PolkaDot Patterson]] from the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and sending back [[Oliver Notarobot]].
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In [[Blaseball]], '''Leagues''' refer to divisions consisting of blaseball teams that compete over the course of a [[Seasons|season]].
*In [[Season 3]], the Moist Talkers finished first in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 53-46, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the Philly Pies once again in Round 1.
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**The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the [[Season 3#Election Results|election]].
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There are two leagues within [[Internet League Blaseball]] each containing 10 teams: the [[Wild League]] and the [[Mild League]]. Each league is composed of two divisions: High and Low.
*In [[Season 4]], the Moist Talkers finished second in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 53-46, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the [[Hades Tigers]] in Round 1.
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**As a result of the [[Season 4#Election Results|Alternate Reality]] decree, Moist Talkers batter [[Jesús Koch]] and pitcher [[Jenkins Good]] had their alternates called, resulting in a reroll of their stats.
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During a season teams will typically only play other teams within the same league. During the [[Postseason]], the top 4 ''wildest'' and ''mildest'' have an opportunity to compete for the [[Internet Series]] championship.
**The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 4#Blessings|Questioning Their Every Decision]] blessing with 8% of the vote, impairing the vibes of the [[Houston Spies]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Seattle Garages]], and [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] by 7%.
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*In [[Season 5]], the Moist Talkers finished second in the Chaotic Evil division with a record of 55-44, earning a spot in the Postseason and defeating the [[Baltimore Crabs]] 3-1 in Round 1 before losing to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] 3-2 in Round 2.
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**As a result of the [[Season 5#Election Results|High Filter]] decree, the Moist Talkers were moved into the new [[Mild League|Mild High]] division.
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**The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 5#Blessings|Flame-Resistant Foam]] blessing with 8% of the vote, making them immune to [[incineration]] for Season 6.
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==The Wild League==
*In [[Season 6]], the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild High division with a record of 48-51, missing the Postseason.
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===Wild High===
**The Moist Talkers did not receive any blessings in the [[Season 6#Election Results|election]].
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*In [[Season 7]], the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild High division with a record of 42-57, missing the Postseason.
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*{{TeamSelector|jazz hands|emoji}}
**The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 7#Blessings|Scorpler's Jacket]] blessing with 3% of the vote, granting [[Jesús Koch]] Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket, and making them immune to incineration.
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*{{TeamSelector|firefighters|emoji}}
*In [[Season 8]], the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Mild High division with a record of 48-51, missing the Postseason.
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*{{TeamSelector|tigers|emoji}}
**The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 8#Blessings|Barrel of Tiny Eggs]] blessing with 16% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 [[peanuts]].
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*{{TeamSelector|wings|emoji}}
*In [[Season 9]], the Moist Talkers finished fourth in the Mild High division with a record of 50-49, missing the Postseason.
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*{{TeamSelector|lift|emoji}}
**As a result of the [[Baltimore Crabs|Crabs]] winning the [[Season 9#Blessings|Fifth Base Bubble]] blessing, [[Modifications#The Fifth Base|Fifth Base]] was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
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*{{TeamSelector|georgias|emoji}}
**As a result of the [[Boston Flowers|Flowers]] winning the [[Season 9#Blessings|The Shame Bubble]] blessing, [[Modifications#Targeted Shame|Targeted Shame]] was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10.
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**The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Eat me, Drink me]] blessing with 2% of the vote, boosting [[Beans McBlase]]'s Power and Max Vibes, but decreasing their Baserunning.
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===Wild Low===
**The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting]] blessing with 7% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Unlimited Tacos]] by 10%.
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**Third, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Boatload of Tiny Eggs]] blessing with 45% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts.
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*{{TeamSelector|flowers|emoji}}
**Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Fishing Net]] blessing with 9% of the vote, maxing out the defensive stats of [[Cedric Spliff]].
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*{{TeamSelector|sunbeams|emoji}}
*In [[Season 10]], the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild High division with a record of 67-32, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-1 to the [[New York Millennials]] in Round 2.
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*{{TeamSelector|spies|emoji}}
**As a result of the [[Shelled One]]'s defeat on [[Day X]], [[York Silk]] fell to the Moist Talkers as a lineup player.
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*{{TeamSelector|miami|emoji}}
**The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 10#Blessings|Divisional Swap]] blessing with 38% of the vote, swapping divisions into [[Mild League|Mild Low]], and sending the [[Philly Pies]] into Mild High.
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*{{TeamSelector|tacos|emoji}}
*In [[Season 11]], the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 65-39, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-1 to the [[Yellowstone Magic]] in Round 2.
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*{{TeamSelector|worms|emoji}}
**The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 11#Blessings|V]] blessing with 51% of the vote, granting them V The Hierophant as their [[Arcana|Tarot Card]].
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*In [[Season 12]], the Moist Talkers finished second in the Mild Low division with a record of 55-44, missing the Postseason due to [[Divine Favor]].
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==The Mild League==
**The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 12#Wills|Trust]] will with a 1% chance, granting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] the {{ModifInline|Flippers}} [[Modifications#Flippers|modification]].
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===Mild High===
**The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 12#Wills|Infuse]] will with a 43% chance, granting [[Greer Lott]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|11.5|15.9}} combined stars.
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**The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Earlbirds]] blessing with 2% of the vote, giving the team the {{ModifInline|Earlbirds}} modification for Season 13's Earlseason.
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*{{TeamSelector|steaks|emoji}}
**The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting]] blessing with 4% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[Ohio Worms]] by 10%.
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*{{TeamSelector|mills|emoji}}
*In [[Season 13]], the Moist Talkers finished third in the Mild Low division with a record of 57-42, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] in Round 2.
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*{{TeamSelector|pies|emoji}}
**The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 13#Wills|Foreshadow]] will with a 26% chance, shadowing [[Mooney Doctor]] in exchange for [[Shirai McElroy]].
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*{{TeamSelector|lovers|emoji}}
**The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 13#Wills|Plunder]] will with a 6% chance, targeting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] in exchange for the freshly-unshadowed [[Shirai McElroy]].
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*{{TeamSelector|garages|emoji}}
**The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 13|High Pressure]] blessing with 25% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|High Pressure}} [[Modifications#High Pressure|modification]].
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*{{TeamSelector|mechanics|emoji}}
*In [[Season 14]], the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 68-31, earning a spot in the Postseason before defeating the [[Baltimore Crabs]] 3-0, the [[Yellowstone Magic]] 3-2, and the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] 3-0 to claim their first Internet League Blaseball championship.
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**The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 14|Infuse]] will with a 5% chance, granting [[Lucien Patchwork]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|6.0|11.1}} combined stars.
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===Mild Low===
**The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 14#Wills|Revoke]] will with a 38% chance, revoking [[Bright Zimmerman]], who then roamed to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].
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**The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 14#Blessings|Headliners]] blessing with 7% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
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*{{TeamSelector|moist talkers|emoji}}
*In [[Season 15]], the Moist Talkers finished second in the Mild Low division with a record of 62-37, earning a spot in the Postseason before defeating the [[New York Millennials]] 3-1, the [[Baltimore Crabs]] 3-1, and the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] 3-1 to claim their second Internet League Blaseball championship.
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*{{TeamSelector|shoe thieves|emoji}}
**As a result of the [[Season 15#Decrees|Bats]] decree, all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster received a Bat item.
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*{{TeamSelector|fridays|emoji}}
**The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 15#Wills|Transfuse]] will with a 4% chance, granting [[Greer Lott]] a pitching stat increase of {{Star Change|3.4|4.6}} while giving them a batting star decrease of {{Star Change|4.4|4.2}} .
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*{{TeamSelector|mints|emoji}}
**The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 15#Wills|Plunder]] will with an 11% chance, targeting [[York Silk]] in exchange for [[Fish Summer]].
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*{{TeamSelector|magic|emoji}}
**As a result of the [[Dallas Steaks|Steaks]]' [[Season 15#Wills|Plunder]] will, [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] was traded to the Moist Talkers for [[PolkaDot Patterson]].
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*{{TeamSelector|crabs|emoji}}
**The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 15#Blessings|Water Logged]] blessing with 43% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|H20}} [[Blood Type|blood type]].
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*In [[Season 16]], the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 64-35, earning a spot in the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the [[Core Mechanics]] in Round 2.
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==History==
**The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 16#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 13% chance, trading [[Alston Cerveza]] for [[Richmond Harrison]] of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]].
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Over the course of Blaseball History, The Leagues have not always been as they are now.
**The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 16#Wills|Foreshadow]] will with a 36% chance, shadowing [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] in exchange for [[Augusto Reddick]].
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**As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]]' [[Season 16#Wills|Plunder]] will, [[Carmelo Plums]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[York Silk]].
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===The Good and Evil Leagues===
*In [[Season 17]], the Moist Talkers finished third in the Mild Low division with a record of 54-45, missing the Postseason.
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From Seasons 1 through 5, ILB was structured under the [[Good League]] and [[Evil League]], with each being split into two sub-leagues: Lawful and Chaotic. These leagues operated identically to the Leagues now, only differing in how the teams were organized.
**The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 17#Wills|Move]] will with a 12% chance, moving [[Carmelo Plums]] from the lineup to the rotation.
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**The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 17#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Carmelo Plums]] for [[Goobie Ballson]] of the [[Chicago Firefighters]].
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===High Filter===
**The Moist Talkers won the [[Wyatt Mason (Season 14 birth)/IF-14.81|Necklace Supply Run]] blessing with 6% of the vote, granting all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster with an available item slot a Necklace.
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With the passing of the [[Season 5#Decrees 2|'''High Filter''' Decree]] at the end of Season 5, "resulting in the [[Internet League Blaseball|ILB]] getting dunked in the Blood Tub and surfacing reborn,"<ref>The Game Band (6 Sep 2020). [https://us17.campaign-archive.com/?u=67054951fd4edb2851ef895a3&id=8badf3b1ba "Firefighters Win! Claim Everywhere is Chicago!"] ''[[The Blaseball Beat]].''</ref> the ILB was restructured into the current [[Wild League]] and [[Mild League]]. Teams were sorted based on their performance in the [[Season 5#Standings|Season 5 standings]]: the top 5 teams were placed in Wild High, 6-10 were placed in Mild High, 11-15 in Mild Low, and 16-20 in Wild Low.
**The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 17|Handcrafted Necklace Drop]] blessing, granting [[Commissioner Vapor]] a Head Necklace item after dropping their Chunky Bat.
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*In [[Season 18]], the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild Low division with a record of 42-57, missing the Postseason.
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===Season 8 Swaps===
**The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 18#Wills|Alternate Trust]] will with a 2% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Greer Lott]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]].
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In [[Season 8]], the blessing called '''Divisional Swap''' could "swap your team into the other Division in your Subleague," while the blessing called '''Subleague Swap''' could "swap your team into another Division in the opposite Subleague." The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] won both of these blessings, shocking many. This first caused the Wild Wings to move to Mild High, while the Breath Mints swapped to Mild Low; followed by the Wild Wings again moving to Wild High, while the Millennials swapped to Mild High. This lucky turn of events put an end to widespread dissatisfaction with the Wild Wings inhabiting a "Mild" division in the League.
**The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 18#Wills|Shadow Infuse]] will with a 22% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|3.0|4.1}} .
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**As a result of the [[Miami Dale|Dale]]'s [[Season 18#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[Randy Dennis]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Richmond Harrison]].
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===Season 10 Swaps===
**The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 18#Blessings|Slow Build]] blessing with 23% of the vote, granting all lineup players the {{ModifInline|Slow Build}} [[Modifications#Slow Build|modification]].
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In [[Season 10]], the Canada Moist Talkers won the '''Divisional Swap''' blessing, moving to Mild Low while the Pies swapped to Mild High. Additionally, the San Francisco Lovers won the '''Subleague Swap''' blessing, moving to Mild High while the Tigers swapped to Wild High.
**The Moist Talkers also won the [[Tokyo Lift/Season 18|Open Floor Plan]] blessing with 17% of the vote, granting Gleek Arena the {{ModifInline|Open Floor Plan}} [[Modifications#Open Floor Plan|modification]].
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*In [[Season 19]], the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild Low division with a record of 58-41, missing the Postseason.
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Season 10 also saw the Ascension of the [[Baltimore Crabs]], who left the Wild High division. This league opening was filled by the newly-introduced Tokyo Lift.
**For finishing in the last four teams in the league, the Moist Talkers became a recipient of {{ModifInline|Free Wills}}.
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**The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 19#Wills|Alternate Trust]] will with a 6% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Amos Melon]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]].
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=== Season 12 Expansion Teams ===
**The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Infuse]] will with a 31% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|4.1|5.2}} .
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On [[Season 12]], Day 72, at the beginning of Earlsiesta, a new team was added to each League. Following an announcement by [[Boss]], the Baltimore Crabs were returned to the league in the Mild Low division, while the [[Atlantis Georgias]], [[Ohio Worms]], and [[Core Mechanics]] were added to the league in the Wild High, Wild Low, and Mild High divisions, respectively.<br />
**Finally, the Moist Talkers received the [[Season 19#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Goobie Ballson]] for [[Cudi Di Batterino]] of the [[Tokyo Lift]].
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**The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Super Roamin' Fifth Base]] blessing with 4% of the vote, granting [[Jesús Koch]] The Fifth Base after dropping their Necklace.
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**The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Shadow Helmet Supply Run]] blessing with 21% of the vote, granting all players in the Moist Talkers' shadows with an available item slot a Helmet.
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**Third, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Headliners]] blessing with 69% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
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**Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Moderation]] blessing, granting the team the {{ModifInline|Moderation}} [[Modifications#Moderation|modification]].
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= Leagues =
**As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the [[Season 19#Blessings|Subtractor]] blessing, [[Cedric Spliff]] was given the {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]].
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In [[Blaseball]], '''Leagues''' refer to divisions consisting of Blaseball teams that compete over the course of a [[Seasons|season]].
*In [[Season 20]], the Moist Talkers finished sixth in the Mild Low division with a record of 40-59, earning a spot in the Underbracket Postseason, before losing to the [[San Francisco Lovers]] 3-2.
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**The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 20#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 2% chance, trading [[Beans McBlase]] for [[Greer Lott]] of the [[Philly Pies]].
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There are two Leagues within [[Internet League Blaseball]] each containing 12 teams: the Good League and the Evil League. Each league is composed of two divisions: Chaotic and Awful.
**The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 20#Wills|Reform]] will with a 9% chance, reforming [[Cedric Spliff]]'s {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]] into {{ModifInline|Flinch}}.
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**As a result of the [[Houston Spies|Spies]] winning the [[Season 20#Blessings|Fringe Benefit]] blessing, [[Commissioner Vapor]] was sent to the [[Houston Spies|Spies]] with no replacement.
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During a season teams will typically only play other teams within the same league. During the [[Postseason]], the Top 4 teams from both the Good and Evil Leagues have an opportunity to compete for the [[Internet Series]] championship.
*In [[Season 21]], the Moist Talkers finished third in the Mild Low division with a record of 61-38, being wildcarded into the Underbracket Postseason where they defeated the [[Seattle Garages]] 4-1, the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] 3-2, before losing 3-0 to the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] in the [[Internet Series]].
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**The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 21#Wills|Magnify]] will with an 18% chance, granting [[Ziwa Mueller]] the {{ModifInline|2x}} [[Modifications#2x|modification]].
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**The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 4% chance, trading [[Lachlan Shelton]] for [[Nicholas Mora]] of the [[Hades Tigers]].
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**As a result of the [[Core Mechanics|Mechanics]]'s [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[PolkaDot Patterson]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Augusto Reddick]].
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==The Good League==
**As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[Freemium Seraph]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Cudi Di Batterino]].
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**The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 21#Blessings|Shadow Evolution]] blessing with 8% of the vote, [[Evolution|Evolving]] the entirety of the Moist Talkers' shadows to {{EvoLevel|1}}.
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===Chaotic Good===
**As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the [[Season 21#Blessings|Recruit Ego]] blessing, [[Nicholas Mora]] was sent to the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] with no replacement.
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*In [[Season 22]], the Moist Talkers finished fifth in the Mild Low division with a record of 41-58, being wildcarded into the Postseason before losing 3-2 to the [[Philly Pies]] in Round 1.
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*{{TeamSelector|flowers|emoji}}
**The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 22#Wills|Move]] will with a 19% chance, moving [[Greer Lott]] from the lineup to the rotation.
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*{{TeamSelector|moist talkers|emoji}}
**The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Randy Dennis]] for [[Slosh Truk]] of the [[Atlantis Georgias]].
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*{{TeamSelector|mints|emoji}}
**As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s [[Season 22#Wills|Shadow Revoke]] will, [[Mags Banananana]] Roamed to the Moist Talkers' rotation.
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*{{TeamSelector|tacos|emoji}}
**The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 22#Blessings|Heads over Tails]] blessing with 0% of the vote, granting [[Ziwa Mueller]] the {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Negative|modification]].
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*{{TeamSelector|mills|emoji}}
**As a result of the [[Yellowstone Magic|Magic]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Little Swap]] blessing, [[Tiana Wheeler]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Ziwa Mueller]].
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*{{TeamSelector|lovers|emoji}}
**As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Subtractor Avoidance]] blessing, [[Lucien Patchwork]] was given the {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]].
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**As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Record Scratch]] blessing, [[Slosh Truk]] was given the {{ModifInline|Skipping}} [[Modifications#Skipping|modification]].
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===Awful Good===
**As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Gachapon]] blessing, [[Tucker Flores]] was sent to the Garages' shadows with no replacement.
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**[[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed out of the [[Hall of Flame]] to the Moist Talkers' rotation.
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*{{TeamSelector|crabs|emoji}}
*In [[Season 23]], the Moist Talkers finished first in the Mild Low division with a record of 61-38, earning a spot in the Postseason before defeating the [[New York Millennials]] 3-1, the [[Seattle Garages]] 4-3, and the [[Ohio Worms]] 3-2 to claim their third Internet League Blaseball championship.
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*{{TeamSelector|shoe thieves|emoji}}
**During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], [[Slosh Truk]], [[PolkaDot Patterson]], [[Tiana Wheeler]], and [[Eugenia Garbage]] were all sent to play for the [[Rising Stars]]. After the game, all four players fell back to the Moist Talkers, with Truk and Garbage joining the rotation, Patterson rejoining the lineup, and Wheeler reentering the shadows.
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*{{TeamSelector|tigers|emoji}}
**The Moist Talkers voted to receive the [[Season 23#Party Favors|Team Roamless Crate]] Party Favor, granting the team the {{ModifInline|Roamless}} [[Modifications#Roamless|modification]].
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*{{TeamSelector|beams|emoji}}
**As a result of the [[Reader]] declaring a 'scoring play', the team was granted the {{ModifInline|Under Review}} [[Modifications#Under Review|modification]].
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*{{TeamSelector|miami|emoji}}
**As a result of claiming their third championship, the Moist Talkers Evolved and gained the {{ModifInline|Flood Bath}} [[Modifications#Flood Bath|modification]].
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*{{TeamSelector|pies|emoji}}
**As a result of the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Tacos]] winning the [[Season 23#Blessings|Gachapon]] blessing, [[Rosstin Andante]] was sent to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Tacos]]' shadows with no replacement.
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**Both [[Mags Banananana]] and [[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed away from the team, Roaming to the [[Hades Tigers|Tigers]] and [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] respectively.
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==The Evil League==
*In [[Season 24]], the Moist Talkers were nullified by [[Black Hole (Black Hole)]] on Day 99.
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===Chaotic Evil===
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*{{TeamSelector|garages|emoji}}
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*{{TeamSelector|magic|emoji}}
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*{{TeamSelector|worms|emoji}}
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*{{TeamSelector|lift|emoji}}
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===Awful Evil===
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*{{TeamSelector|georgias|emoji}}
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*{{TeamSelector|jazz hands|emoji}}
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*{{TeamSelector|firefighters|emoji}}
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*{{TeamSelector|mechanics|emoji}}
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*{{TeamSelector|steaks|emoji}}
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*{{TeamSelector|spies|emoji}}
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==History==
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===Fall Ball===
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During the December 23, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], the Falls began with the Divisions falling from the [[Black Hole (Black Hole)]], with the following text:
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*DIVISIONS FRACTURE
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*LINES DRAWN
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*ONE LEAGUE, THE INTERNET LEAGUE
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*TWO CONFERENCES, GOOD AND EVIL
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*FOUR DIVISIONS, CHAOTIC AND AWFUL
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All 24 Internet League Blaseball teams were then drafted into four divisions: Chaotic Evil, Awful Evil, Chaotic Good, and Awful Good, in that order.
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Revision as of 23:44, 26 December 2022

Accidentally made this page months and months ago so I'm just going to reuse it as a workshopping space

Sorry for all of the fans of QuinnT/Season Results

Leagues/Beta

In Blaseball, Leagues refer to divisions consisting of blaseball teams that compete over the course of a season.

There are two leagues within Internet League Blaseball each containing 10 teams: the Wild League and the Mild League. Each league is composed of two divisions: High and Low.

During a season teams will typically only play other teams within the same league. During the Postseason, the top 4 wildest and mildest have an opportunity to compete for the Internet Series championship.


The Wild League

Wild High

Wild Low

The Mild League

Mild High

Mild Low

History

Over the course of Blaseball History, The Leagues have not always been as they are now.

The Good and Evil Leagues

From Seasons 1 through 5, ILB was structured under the Good League and Evil League, with each being split into two sub-leagues: Lawful and Chaotic. These leagues operated identically to the Leagues now, only differing in how the teams were organized.

High Filter

With the passing of the High Filter Decree at the end of Season 5, "resulting in the ILB getting dunked in the Blood Tub and surfacing reborn,"[1] the ILB was restructured into the current Wild League and Mild League. Teams were sorted based on their performance in the Season 5 standings: the top 5 teams were placed in Wild High, 6-10 were placed in Mild High, 11-15 in Mild Low, and 16-20 in Wild Low.

Season 8 Swaps

In Season 8, the blessing called Divisional Swap could "swap your team into the other Division in your Subleague," while the blessing called Subleague Swap could "swap your team into another Division in the opposite Subleague." The Mexico City Wild Wings won both of these blessings, shocking many. This first caused the Wild Wings to move to Mild High, while the Breath Mints swapped to Mild Low; followed by the Wild Wings again moving to Wild High, while the Millennials swapped to Mild High. This lucky turn of events put an end to widespread dissatisfaction with the Wild Wings inhabiting a "Mild" division in the League.

Season 10 Swaps

In Season 10, the Canada Moist Talkers won the Divisional Swap blessing, moving to Mild Low while the Pies swapped to Mild High. Additionally, the San Francisco Lovers won the Subleague Swap blessing, moving to Mild High while the Tigers swapped to Wild High.

Season 10 also saw the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs, who left the Wild High division. This league opening was filled by the newly-introduced Tokyo Lift.

Season 12 Expansion Teams

On Season 12, Day 72, at the beginning of Earlsiesta, a new team was added to each League. Following an announcement by Boss, the Baltimore Crabs were returned to the league in the Mild Low division, while the Atlantis Georgias, Ohio Worms, and Core Mechanics were added to the league in the Wild High, Wild Low, and Mild High divisions, respectively.



Leagues

In Blaseball, Leagues refer to divisions consisting of Blaseball teams that compete over the course of a season.

There are two Leagues within Internet League Blaseball each containing 12 teams: the Good League and the Evil League. Each league is composed of two divisions: Chaotic and Awful.

During a season teams will typically only play other teams within the same league. During the Postseason, the Top 4 teams from both the Good and Evil Leagues have an opportunity to compete for the Internet Series championship.


The Good League

Chaotic Good

Awful Good

The Evil League

Chaotic Evil

Awful Evil

History

Fall Ball

During the December 23, 2022 Fall Ball, the Falls began with the Divisions falling from the Black Hole (Black Hole), with the following text:

  • DIVISIONS FRACTURE
  • LINES DRAWN
  • ONE LEAGUE, THE INTERNET LEAGUE
  • TWO CONFERENCES, GOOD AND EVIL
  • FOUR DIVISIONS, CHAOTIC AND AWFUL

All 24 Internet League Blaseball teams were then drafted into four divisions: Chaotic Evil, Awful Evil, Chaotic Good, and Awful Good, in that order.