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'''Ronbert Kim Monstera''', also known as "RONNIE SHUT EM OUT", is a left-handed pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]], as well as the keyboard bass player for the [[Seattle Garages Family Band]]. Despite a mediocre statistical output, he is often credited with helping the Garages maintain a winning record for most of [[Season 2]] following a shutout victory against the heavily-favored [[Miami Dalé]]. He's also a contributing editor to ''[[THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY]]'', the Garages' official zine. | '''Ronbert Kim Monstera''', also known as "RONNIE SHUT EM OUT", is a left-handed pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]], as well as the keyboard bass player for the [[Seattle Garages Family Band]]. Despite a mediocre statistical output, he is often credited with helping the Garages maintain a winning record for most of [[Season 2]] following a shutout victory against the heavily-favored [[Miami Dalé]]. He's also a contributing editor to ''[[THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY]]'', the Garages' official zine. | ||
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== Music == | == Music == | ||
[[File:RkmLP-cover4.png|thumb|280x280px|alt=|RKMproject - DARKN-S2:OFFSEASON, runtime: 17:30]] | [[File:RkmLP-cover4.png|thumb|280x280px|alt=|RKMproject - DARKN-S2:OFFSEASON, runtime: 17:30]] | ||
| − | During the enforced [[Party Time|#PARTYTIME]] following [[Season 2]], Monstera released an LP under the name RKMproject. He describes the project as "an electroacoustic exploration of chillwave stylings." The LP, ''DARKN-S2:OFFSEASON'', was created by inverting hellwave energies from the newly developed hellmouth regions into a dark, wet amplifying substrate. The experimental result was described as "oppressive, but fair" by fellow pitcher [[Tot Clark]]. | + | During the enforced [[Party Time|#PARTYTIME]] following [[Season 2]], Monstera released an LP under the name RKMproject. He describes the project as "an electroacoustic exploration of chillwave stylings." The LP, ''DARKN-S2:OFFSEASON'', was created by inverting hellwave energies from the newly developed hellmouth regions into a dark, wet amplifying substrate. The experimental result was described as "oppressive, but fair" by fellow pitcher [[Tot Clark]]. It seems to have strange effects on players for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] and may be a part of Monstera's quest for the M Chord. |
Revision as of 08:38, 4 August 2020
Ronbert Kim Monstera, also known as "RONNIE SHUT EM OUT", is a left-handed pitcher for the Seattle Garages, as well as the keyboard bass player for the Seattle Garages Family Band. Despite a mediocre statistical output, he is often credited with helping the Garages maintain a winning record for most of Season 2 following a shutout victory against the heavily-favored Miami Dalé. He's also a contributing editor to THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY, the Garages' official zine.
Music
During the enforced #PARTYTIME following Season 2, Monstera released an LP under the name RKMproject. He describes the project as "an electroacoustic exploration of chillwave stylings." The LP, DARKN-S2:OFFSEASON, was created by inverting hellwave energies from the newly developed hellmouth regions into a dark, wet amplifying substrate. The experimental result was described as "oppressive, but fair" by fellow pitcher Tot Clark. It seems to have strange effects on players for the Hellmouth Sunbeams and may be a part of Monstera's quest for the M Chord.
Quest for the M Chord
Following the Season 2 election, Ron Monstera vowed to use his new thumb and deep knowledge of the satanic sine waves in order to discover and play the M chord, a theoretical para-acoustic phenomenon tied to the vibrational frequency of the Immaterial Plane, whose study is heavily regulated by the Bureau International d'Etude des Harmonies Ontologiques[1] (BIDHO). In defiance of several of the Bureau's recommendations, he has openly stated his wish to wield the powers of the M Chord in order to save Jaylen Hotdogfingers from her incineration following the Season 1 election and the opening of the Forbidden Book, in order to secure the Garages a berth in the Season 2 playoffs.
- ↑ International Bureau for the Study of Ontological Harmonics
