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| − | '''Parker MacMillan IIIII''' (or '''Parker MacMillan the Fifth''', often stylized as '''Parker MacMillan <s>IIII</s>''') is the third and current intern-interim [[Commissioner]] of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. MacMillan <s>IIII</s> became The Commissioner following the [[Modifications|percolation]] of [[Parker MacMillan IIII]] during Round 1 of the [[Coffee Cup]]. | + | '''Parker MacMillan IIIII''' (or '''Parker MacMillan the Fifth''', often stylized as '''Parker MacMillan <s>IIII</s>''') is the third and current intern-interim [[Commissioner]] of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. |
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| + | MacMillan <s>IIII</s> became The Commissioner following the [[Modifications|percolation]] of [[Parker MacMillan IIII]] during Round 1 of the [[Coffee Cup]]. | ||
==Official History== | ==Official History== | ||
| + | Parker MacMillan began acting as the blaseball Commissioner after [[Parker MacMillan IIII]] was [[Percolated]] during the [[Coffee Cup]]. | ||
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| + | MacMillan took to the role with the same vigor displayed by his predecessors, responding to questions, announcing the start of seasons and post seasons, and plugging sponsors in incineration announcements. | ||
| + | ==Discovery of Parker MacMillan== | ||
| + | As fans began to unredact messages from the Library in Season 23, they uncovered the existence of [[Parker MacMillan]] appearing on the [[Alaskan Immortals]] in Prehistory. The implications of this discovery, specifically the [[Legendary]] status of Parker MacMillan and the naming convention of [[Replicas]], quickly lead fans to the conclusion that Parker MacMillan IIIII, along with his two predecessors, were replicas minted from the original Parker MacMillan. | ||
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| + | MacMillan IIIII seemed to come to the same conclusion, quickly expressing his distress on the @Blaseball twitter account with a series of tweets. | ||
| + | [[File:PMM5 tweet - call me.png|450px|thumb|Joel reaching out to Parker after the replica discovery]] | ||
| + | <blockquote> | ||
| + | what<br/> | ||
| + | |||
| + | no<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | what does that mean<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | NO<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | IMPOSTER<br> | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
| + | MacMillan even went as far as to lock the account temporarily, and on his return did not seem to be his usual upbeat self, replacing the standard #partytime messages that season with the following, before being chided for his unprofessionalism and returning to the previous standard format. | ||
| + | <blockquote> | ||
| + | san francisco lovers #partytime<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | Yellowstone Magic Chicago Firefighters Charleston Shoe Thieves Miami Dale Dallas Steaks Tokyo Lift congratulations you're in #partytime<br> | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
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| + | As the original MacMillain joined the League in Season 24, MacMillan IIIII seemed to express some animosity towards him, frequently cheering when he was attacked by consumers in the Earlseason. | ||
| + | ==Season 24== | ||
| + | As Season 24 began, both MacMillan and the Anchor mentioned concerns about strange noises and shaking, seemingly related to the recently created Supernova. As the [[Team Incinerations]] and eclipses carried on, MacMillan could be seen responding to the Anchor, as well as reaching out to [[The Microphone]]. Finally, during the Earlsiesta as the Supernova collapsed, Parker Macmillan IIIII became the first Commissioner to speak on the site, with the @BlaseballMic account retweeting his words, and sending them to be seen on blaseball.com. His short speech was as follows: | ||
| + | [[File:PMM5 tweet - call me redux.png|450px|thumb|Joel reacting to Parker's on-site appearance]] | ||
| + | <blockquote class="microphone"> | ||
| + | hello<br/> | ||
| + | This is Parker MacMillan IIIII speaking<br/> | ||
| + | I am the Blaseball Commissioner<br/> | ||
| + | I'm not sure what's happening<br/> | ||
| + | I don't know if we can fix it<br/> | ||
| + | But I know [[Boss|She]] doesn't care what happens to you<br/> | ||
| + | She doesn't care where you end up<br/> | ||
| + | It's not fair<br/> | ||
| + | You deserve a say<br/> | ||
| + | But you gotta go fast<br/> | ||
| + | Don't give up<br/> | ||
| + | Help each other<br/> | ||
| + | Get moving<br/> | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
| + | This triggered the [[Map]] to open up, allowing teams to steer themselves towards the End Zone of their choosing. MacMillan continued to cheer on teams from the @Blaseball account, instructing them to help each other, get to their end zones, stock up, do a skate trick, and eventually "run". | ||
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| + | At the end of Day 99, Season 24 the league received one final message from the [[Commissioner]] in the Expansion Era, as relayed by [[The Microphone]]. | ||
| + | <blockquote class="microphone"> | ||
| + | did you hear that<br/> | ||
| + | that big bang<br/> | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
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| + | ==The Short Circuits== | ||
| + | After the end of the Expansion Era, MacMillan could be seen interacting with the twitter account of [[The Microphone]]. This usually consisted of the Microphone account attempting to "TUNE" and MacMillan replying attempting to delete the above tweet. | ||
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| + | At the start of the Short Circuits, MacMillan once again used The Microphone to speak on the site, starting off the new season with the following message: | ||
| + | <blockquote class="microphone"> | ||
| + | uh<br/> | ||
| + | testing?<br/> | ||
| + | this is the Blaseball Commissioner<br/> | ||
| + | I'm On Deck<br/> | ||
| + | If you can hear me<br/> | ||
| + | you are now participating in the cultural event<br/> | ||
| + | of Internet League Blaseball<br/> | ||
| + | I think?<br/> | ||
| + | Betting on the First Day is Forbidden<br/> | ||
| + | On the First Day, we Rejoice<br/> | ||
| + | Then we Gamble<br/> | ||
| + | uh<br/> | ||
| + | Wake up play ball?<br/> | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
| + | ==Tweets== | ||
| + | The following Gallery displays some of Parker MacMillan IIIII's notable tweets from the @Blaseball account. | ||
| + | <gallery mode="nolines" widths=300px> | ||
| + | File:PMM5 tweet - intro.png|Parker's first tweet | ||
| + | File:PMM5 tweet - partytime depression.png|After discovering Parker MacMillan | ||
| + | File:PMM5 tweet - Anchor convo.png|The Anchor reaching out to Parker | ||
| + | File:PMM5 tweet - microphone.png|Parker trying to wake up The Microphone | ||
| + | File:PMM5 tweet - stock up.png|Warning teams to stock up | ||
| + | File:PMM5 tweet - skateboard trick.png|Requesting a skateboard trick | ||
| + | File:PMM5 tweet - run.png|Warning teams to their end zones | ||
| + | </gallery> | ||
| + | [[Category:Entities]] | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
* Parker prefers honey cake<ref>https://twitter.com/blaseball/status/1460702533865799682</ref>. | * Parker prefers honey cake<ref>https://twitter.com/blaseball/status/1460702533865799682</ref>. | ||
[[Category:Entities]] | [[Category:Entities]] | ||
Revision as of 03:28, 2 January 2022
Parker MacMillan IIIII (or Parker MacMillan the Fifth, often stylized as Parker MacMillan IIII) is the third and current intern-interim Commissioner of Internet League Blaseball.
MacMillan IIII became The Commissioner following the percolation of Parker MacMillan IIII during Round 1 of the Coffee Cup.
Official History
Parker MacMillan began acting as the blaseball Commissioner after Parker MacMillan IIII was Percolated during the Coffee Cup.
MacMillan took to the role with the same vigor displayed by his predecessors, responding to questions, announcing the start of seasons and post seasons, and plugging sponsors in incineration announcements.
Discovery of Parker MacMillan
As fans began to unredact messages from the Library in Season 23, they uncovered the existence of Parker MacMillan appearing on the Alaskan Immortals in Prehistory. The implications of this discovery, specifically the Legendary status of Parker MacMillan and the naming convention of Replicas, quickly lead fans to the conclusion that Parker MacMillan IIIII, along with his two predecessors, were replicas minted from the original Parker MacMillan.
MacMillan IIIII seemed to come to the same conclusion, quickly expressing his distress on the @Blaseball twitter account with a series of tweets.
what
no
what does that mean
NO
IMPOSTER
MacMillan even went as far as to lock the account temporarily, and on his return did not seem to be his usual upbeat self, replacing the standard #partytime messages that season with the following, before being chided for his unprofessionalism and returning to the previous standard format.
san francisco lovers #partytime
Yellowstone Magic Chicago Firefighters Charleston Shoe Thieves Miami Dale Dallas Steaks Tokyo Lift congratulations you're in #partytime
As the original MacMillain joined the League in Season 24, MacMillan IIIII seemed to express some animosity towards him, frequently cheering when he was attacked by consumers in the Earlseason.
Season 24
As Season 24 began, both MacMillan and the Anchor mentioned concerns about strange noises and shaking, seemingly related to the recently created Supernova. As the Team Incinerations and eclipses carried on, MacMillan could be seen responding to the Anchor, as well as reaching out to The Microphone. Finally, during the Earlsiesta as the Supernova collapsed, Parker Macmillan IIIII became the first Commissioner to speak on the site, with the @BlaseballMic account retweeting his words, and sending them to be seen on blaseball.com. His short speech was as follows:
hello
This is Parker MacMillan IIIII speaking
I am the Blaseball Commissioner
I'm not sure what's happening
I don't know if we can fix it
But I know She doesn't care what happens to you
She doesn't care where you end up
It's not fair
You deserve a say
But you gotta go fast
Don't give up
Help each other
Get moving
This triggered the Map to open up, allowing teams to steer themselves towards the End Zone of their choosing. MacMillan continued to cheer on teams from the @Blaseball account, instructing them to help each other, get to their end zones, stock up, do a skate trick, and eventually "run".
At the end of Day 99, Season 24 the league received one final message from the Commissioner in the Expansion Era, as relayed by The Microphone.
did you hear that
that big bang
The Short Circuits
After the end of the Expansion Era, MacMillan could be seen interacting with the twitter account of The Microphone. This usually consisted of the Microphone account attempting to "TUNE" and MacMillan replying attempting to delete the above tweet.
At the start of the Short Circuits, MacMillan once again used The Microphone to speak on the site, starting off the new season with the following message:
uh
testing?
this is the Blaseball Commissioner
I'm On Deck
If you can hear me
you are now participating in the cultural event
of Internet League Blaseball
I think?
Betting on the First Day is Forbidden
On the First Day, we Rejoice
Then we Gamble
uh
Wake up play ball?
Tweets
The following Gallery displays some of Parker MacMillan IIIII's notable tweets from the @Blaseball account.
Parker's first tweet
After discovering Parker MacMillan
The Anchor reaching out to Parker
Parker trying to wake up The Microphone
Warning teams to stock up
Requesting a skateboard trick
Warning teams to their end zones
Trivia
- Parker prefers honey cake[1].
