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| − | {{Player|team=[[Philly Pies]]|rating=★½|status=Alive|species=Catgirl|pronouns=She/Her|image1=Nolanestophia_model.png|thumb}}Nolanestophia Patterson (pronounced “Sophia Parson”, as the n, o, l, a, n, e, t, t, t, and e are all silent) is a batter for the [[Philly Pies]]. There is no known relation between Nolanestophia and the [[Canada Moist Talkers]]’ [[PolkaDot Patterson]]. | + | {{Player|team=[[Philly Pies]]|rating=★½|status=Alive|species=Catgirl|pronouns=She/Her|image1=Nolanestophia_model.png|thumb}}Nolanestophia Patterson (pronounced “Sophia Parson”, as the n, o, l, a, n, e, t, t, t, and e are all silent) is a batter for the [[Philly Pies]]. There is no known relation between Nolanestophia and the [[Canada Moist Talkers]]’ [[PolkaDot Patterson]].<br /> |
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Nolanestophia started her blaseball career with the [[Hawaii Fridays]], demonstrating a capacity for consistently poor batting. When [[Blessing|blessings]] were applied at the end of [[Season 1]], she joined the [[Hades Tigers]] in exchange for [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]]<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>. | Nolanestophia started her blaseball career with the [[Hawaii Fridays]], demonstrating a capacity for consistently poor batting. When [[Blessing|blessings]] were applied at the end of [[Season 1]], she joined the [[Hades Tigers]] in exchange for [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]]<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>. | ||
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As a Tigers player, she was known for her consistently poor batting and clumsy attempts to steal bases. She had a significant personal following (self-dubbed the "[[Pitter-Pattersons]]") and successfully launched an extensive merchandise line, including a signature [[Hades Tigers]] baseball cap with "Fauxlanestophia" protruding ears. She was frequently spotted sleeping atop the Tigers stadium and local buildings. | As a Tigers player, she was known for her consistently poor batting and clumsy attempts to steal bases. She had a significant personal following (self-dubbed the "[[Pitter-Pattersons]]") and successfully launched an extensive merchandise line, including a signature [[Hades Tigers]] baseball cap with "Fauxlanestophia" protruding ears. She was frequently spotted sleeping atop the Tigers stadium and local buildings. | ||
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=== Career with the [[Philly Pies]]=== | === Career with the [[Philly Pies]]=== | ||
When [[Blessing|blessings]] were applied at the end of [[Season 2]], Nolanestophia joined the [[Philly Pies]] in exchange for [[Jessica Telephone]]. She wasted no time before walking on the windowsills and knocking off numerous pies before settling down and falling asleep. | When [[Blessing|blessings]] were applied at the end of [[Season 2]], Nolanestophia joined the [[Philly Pies]] in exchange for [[Jessica Telephone]]. She wasted no time before walking on the windowsills and knocking off numerous pies before settling down and falling asleep. | ||
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Revision as of 22:15, 2 August 2020
Nolanestophia Patterson (pronounced “Sophia Parson”, as the n, o, l, a, n, e, t, t, t, and e are all silent) is a batter for the Philly Pies. There is no known relation between Nolanestophia and the Canada Moist Talkers’ PolkaDot Patterson.
Early Career
Nolanestophia started her blaseball career with the Hawaii Fridays, demonstrating a capacity for consistently poor batting. When blessings were applied at the end of Season 1, she joined the Hades Tigers in exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel[1].
Nolanestophia's pitching ability was estimated to be in the top 1% of all recorded athletes by the Hades Tigers coaching staff. In an interview, Tigers' Coach Kick Rocks explained the reason she hasn't switched positions: "She picks up a bat during practice and says "This just feels right”. She's refused to pitch ever since. Never let go of that bat. We've never looked back."
As a Tigers player, she was known for her consistently poor batting and clumsy attempts to steal bases. She had a significant personal following (self-dubbed the "Pitter-Pattersons") and successfully launched an extensive merchandise line, including a signature Hades Tigers baseball cap with "Fauxlanestophia" protruding ears. She was frequently spotted sleeping atop the Tigers stadium and local buildings.
Career with the Philly Pies
When blessings were applied at the end of Season 2, Nolanestophia joined the Philly Pies in exchange for Jessica Telephone. She wasted no time before walking on the windowsills and knocking off numerous pies before settling down and falling asleep.
Fan Art
