Lucas Petty/IF-90.426
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History
Lucas Petty joined the ILB as the designated relief pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Petty is also a stock car driver for NLASCAR.
During home games at The Meadow, fans can try their luck at racing Petty between innings. Petty has yet to lose a race to fans, though this is likely attributed to the fact that fans are required to run on foot while Petty drives their stock car.
On several occasions, Petty has been seen washing blood off of their car. Managemint has blocked all requests for information.
Due to a series of legal mishaps that Petty refuses to explain (or couldn’t if they wanted to, given that they failed the bar), Petty is legally the King of the small imaginary nation of “Pettistan”, which supposedly exists 10 miles off the coast of Texas.
Trivia
- Petty is the self-proclaimed #1 fan of Axel Trololol, citing Trololol as a major reason for joining the Breath Mints.
- Petty is not an ambi-turner after being conditioned for years to only turn left while driving or running bases.
- Petty’s pit crew is composed of several pet cats, referred to as the Kit Crew.
- Petty experiences frequent nosebleeds.
- Petty prefers dramatic entrances, sometimes driving through a large cardboard cutout of a fax machine to enter the field.
- Petty has yet to beat Winnie Hess in a race, despite using a racecar while Hess gallops on hoof.
