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Rumor / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Rumors that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Rumors about Joe Voorhees at their Rumor Registry.

During his short stint in Hellmouth, Voorhees established himself as the Beams' Bad Boy. He would often disappear immediately after games, with teammates and staff finding him unreachable for up to days at a time. Rumors spread throughout Hellmouth of Voorhees' proclivity for nocturnal activities, and sightings of him along Old Highway 191 in the middle of the night became more frequent as Season β7 drew to a close.

During the last inning of the season's final game, Voorhees slipped off the field unnoticed. As the inning ended, members of the Sunbeams team, grounds crew, and management office found that as he left, he had slipped thank you notes into their pockets, shoes, hats, and safes, each thanking them for showing him kindness during his time in Hellmouth, each hand-written on expensive stationery and featuring playful hand-drawn cartoons of smiling knives. Nearly all reported feeling a chill go down their spine at some point during the ninth inning.

Voorhees was last seen alive at an abandoned Stoutkbleck Outflouts on the outskirts of the Hellmouth, near the wild regions where the Shadows stretch impossibly long. Yet still, Hellmouth residents still report seeing a masked figure out on Old Highway 191 at night...^[1]

↑ There have even been reports of said figure chasing a screaming Mike Townsend through the Shadows.

[1] There have even been reports of said figure chasing a screaming Mike Townsend through the Shadows.

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+During his short stint in Hellmouth, Voorhees established himself as the Beams' Bad Boy. He would often disappear immediately after games, with teammates and [[Monsieur Bean|staff]] finding him unreachable for up to days at a time. Rumors spread throughout [[Hellmouth (town)|Hellmouth]] of Voorhees' proclivity for nocturnal activities, and sightings of him along [[US Highway 191#Old 191|Old Highway 191]] in the middle of the night became more frequent as {{BetaSeason|7}} drew to a close.
-==Disappearance into the Shadows==
+During the last inning of the season's final game, Voorhees slipped off the field unnoticed. As the inning ended, members of the Sunbeams team, grounds crew, and management office found that as he left, he had slipped thank you notes into their pockets, shoes, hats, and safes, each thanking them for showing him kindness during his time in Hellmouth, each hand-written on expensive stationery and featuring playful hand-drawn cartoons of smiling knives. Nearly all reported feeling a chill go down their spine at some point during the ninth inning.
-During his short stint in Hellmouth, Joe established himself as the Beams' Bad Boy, often disappearing immediately after games and being unreachable by other players or his agent for days at a time. Rumors spread through the Hellmouth of Joe's proclivity for noctournal activities, and sightings of Joe along Old Highway 191 in the middle of the night became more frequent as [[Season 7]] drew to a close.
+Voorhees was last seen alive at an abandoned {{OutbackSteakhouse|}} on the outskirts of the Hellmouth, near the wild regions where the [[Shadows]] stretch impossibly long. Yet still, Hellmouth residents still report seeing a masked figure out on Old Highway 191 at night...<ref>There have even been reports of said figure chasing a screaming [[Mike Townsend]] through the Shadows.</ref>
-During the last inning of the last game of the season, Joe slipped off the field unnoticed. At the end of the last inning, members of the Sunbeams team, grounds crew, and management office found that Joe had slipped thank you notes into their pockets, shoes, hats, and safes, each thanking them for showing him kindness during his time in Hellmouth, each hand-written on expensive stationery and featuring playful hand-drawn cartoons of smiling knives. Nearly all reported feeling a chill go down their spine at some point during the ninth inning.
-Joe was last seen alive at a gas station on the outskirts of the Hellmouth, near the wild region where the Shadows of Hellmouth begin. But to this day, Hellmouth residents still report seeing Joe out on Old Highway 191 at night, only now he is seen chasing Mike Townsend through the Shadows...