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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|1}} until [[Fall Ball]].
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==Official League Record==
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Alvarado joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 13, Alvarado swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had a [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction.
  
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'''Grey Alvarado''' is a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Alvarado has played for the Breath Mints since [[Season One]].
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During the {{BetaSeason|3#Election Results|@ elections}}, Alvarado had their stats randomized due to the Breath Mints winning the {{BetaSeason|3#Blessings|'''Summoning Circle'''}} blessing.
  
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== Official League Record ==
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During the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ election}}, Alvarado received the {{ModLink|Repeating}} modification as a result of the {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''Rogue Waves'''}} blessing.
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Alvarado has no notable events on record.
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On {{BetaSeason|14}}, Day 6, Alvarado swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction.
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On Season 14, Day 13, Alvarado’s [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergy]] was cured by the [[Crabitat]]’s {{ModLink|Peanut Mister}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}, Alvarado retreated to the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Kina Larsen]] as a result of the Breath Mints' {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Foreshadow'''}} will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
  
 
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== History ==
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==History==
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Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form and are capable of creating sound. Alvarado will often throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the Umpires have tried (and failed) to punish. However for all practical purposes these objects are not real.
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Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form and are capable of creating sound. Alvarado will often throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the Umpiress have tried (and failed) to punish. However for all practical purposes these objects are not real.
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Alvarado's favored walk-up music is the second movement of ''4′33″'', a classical piece by American composer John Cage.
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====Grey’s Anatomy====
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Alvarado has never been seen eating real food, only mimed food between at-bats. They frequently mime getting peanuts from the peanut vendor, followed by miming an allergic reaction and stabbing themselves with a mime epi-pen. Fans speculate that Alvarado is sustained by the unreal forces that surround them, devouring the essence of imagination. Fans in close proximity to Alvarado report having much fewer dreams in the days following contact.
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==Chants==
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*Mime time!
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*Mime crime! (when stealing)
  
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Grey Alvarado's favored walk-up music is the second movement of 4′33″, a classical piece by American composer John Cage.
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==Fan Works==
  
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==== Grey’s Anatomy ====
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===Videos===
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Grey has never been seen eating real food, only mimed food between at-bats. They frequently mime getting peanuts from the peanut vendor, followed by miming an allergic reaction and stabbing themselves with a mime epi-pen. Fans speculate that Grey is sustained by the unreal forces that surround them, devouring the essence of imagination. Fans in close proximity to Grey report having much fewer dreams in the days following contact.
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy6QjHRZiBI&feature=youtu.be Mime Crimes - The Story of an Absurd Blaseball Play] by '''[https://twitter.com/Rostilicious @rostilicious]'''
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===Gallery===
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File:140GrayAlvarado.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
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File:GreyAlvarado prinnamon.jpg|Mime Time by '''[https://twitter.com/prinnamon/status/1333265777231847425?s=20 @prinnamon]'''
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File:MIME TIME card bugvsbug.png|MIME TIME pixel card by Discord user '''bugvsbug#7475'''
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File:VintageGrey awhekate.png|Vintage Grey cartoon by '''[https://twitter.com/awhekate @awhekate]'''
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File:Grey awhekate.jpg|Grey by '''[https://twitter.com/awhekate @awhekate]'''
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File:GreyAlvarado 8loi88.jpg|Grey Alvarado by '''[https://twitter.com/8loi88/status/1334908855705223168 @8loi88]'''
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File:JTandGrey stationfaerie.png|Grey and [[Jessica Telephone|Jessica]] Death Mints Masks by '''[https://twitter.com/StationFaerie/status/1344302374446239744 @StationFaerie]'''
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File:Grey eli.jpg|Grey Alvarado by '''[https://bugsbenedict.tumblr.com/ @bugsbenedict]'''
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File:GothGrey awhekate.jpg|Goth Grey by '''[https://twitter.com/awhekate @awhekate]'''
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File:Elsewhere awhekate.jpg|Grey floating Elsewhere by '''[https://twitter.com/awhekate @awhekate]'''
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File:GreyFloating awhekate.jpg|Grey by '''[https://twitter.com/awhekate @awhekate]'''
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File:GreyAlvarado jas.png|Grey Alvarado by Discord user '''Jas Sign#8789'''
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Latest revision as of 20:06, 21 February 2023

Grey Alvarado was a player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team from Season β1 until Fall Ball.

Official League Record

Alvarado joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 13, Alvarado swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.

During the Season β3 elections, Alvarado had their stats randomized due to the Breath Mints winning the Summoning Circle blessing.

During the Season β10 election, Alvarado received the Repeating modification as a result of the Rogue Waves blessing.

On Season β14, Day 6, Alvarado swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction.

On Season 14, Day 13, Alvarado’s allergy was cured by the Crabitat’s Peanut Mister.

During the Season β14 elections, Alvarado retreated to the Kansas City Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Kina Larsen as a result of the Breath Mints' Foreshadow will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form and are capable of creating sound. Alvarado will often throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the Umpiress have tried (and failed) to punish. However for all practical purposes these objects are not real.

Alvarado's favored walk-up music is the second movement of 4′33″, a classical piece by American composer John Cage.

Grey’s Anatomy

Alvarado has never been seen eating real food, only mimed food between at-bats. They frequently mime getting peanuts from the peanut vendor, followed by miming an allergic reaction and stabbing themselves with a mime epi-pen. Fans speculate that Alvarado is sustained by the unreal forces that surround them, devouring the essence of imagination. Fans in close proximity to Alvarado report having much fewer dreams in the days following contact.

Chants

  • Mime time!
  • Mime crime! (when stealing)

Fan Works

Videos

Gallery

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