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Patron Rumor / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Patron Rumors that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Patron Rumors about Emblem Warhorse at their Patron Rumor Registry.

TOAST GUERTA

Toast Guerta, Around Season 13

A recent Patron of the Emblem Warhorse that's a familiar face around the Big Garage.

Toast Guerta is a resident of Seattle Washington that has been heavily involved in the ILB and the Seattle Garages unofficially since Season 10. It was only recently, following the tragic passing of his dear friend Sparks Beans that the Warhorse revealed itself to him, where he was able to come to terms with the incineration of his comrade. Upon getting this closure, Toast became a Patron of the Emblem Warhorse, becoming a mainstay there, along with his friends and fellow players.

Incidentally due to the results of the S19 Elections and The Emblem Warhorse being a player, he and some other Patrons have taken it upon themselves to take up the mantle of The Emblem Warhorse and play, fulfilling Toast's lifelong dream of playing Blaseball, and he gets to do it with all the people he's become close with at the Warhorse, and his family at the Big Garage.


Trivia:

  • Toast has gone on many adventures, his favorite including the stealing of a DewGarita recipe with Jaylen Hotdogfingers
  • Despite his best efforts, Toast is trying to get Malik Destiny a patron spot in the Warhorse.
  • His favorite coffee is a concoction of Dark Seattle Espresso and Jet Fuel.
  • He is credited for become the inventor of the Blooddrain Americano
  • Toast has a doctorate in Himbology, the study of Himbos.
  • Toast coaches a blittle league team in The Core, due to a mixup he has never come clean that he's actually from Seattle.