Difference between revisions of "Eizabeth Guerra"

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Eizabeth Guerra was a player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints and was with the team from the Season β14 elections until Fall Ball. Guerra has previously played for the Mexico City Wild Wings.

Official League Records

Guerra joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β8, Day 87, Guerra swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.

During the Season β13 elections, Guerra was traded to the Mexico City Wild Wings in exchange for Jessica Telephone as a result of the Breath Mints' Exchange will.

On Season β14, Day 97, Guerra’s allergy was cured by An Undisclosed Location’s Peanut Mister.

During the Season β14 elections, Guerra was traded back to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Joshua Watson via the Wild Wings' Exchange will.

During the Season β16 elections, Guerra retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows as a result of the Breath Mints' Move will, resulting in a combined 8.7 → 9.4 stat increase.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

When she isn't on the field, Guerra is known for her baking company, I Am Going To Destroy God And Take His Place. She sells homemade cookies, pies, and sweets of all sorts, all to further the stated mission goal of the company, which is to destroy God and take his place. The remainder of the profits go towards mutual aid networks within Kansas City.

When on the field, Guerra is known for her powerful batting. She always wears a flour-dusted apron, and her swing is something to behold. She plays with the fury of someone on a holy quest for vengeance, ascension, and the utter obliteration of the natural order.

It is unclear what brought Guerra to Blaseball, but she has proved a kind and valued member of the team, often bringing homemade treats to share with both the players and the fans. She is beloved. Although she is currently human, this might soon change as she grows in both divine and unholy power. All shall see what she will become. All shall gaze upon her inevitability. And it will be a good day.

Guerra's preferred walk-up music is "One-Winged Angel".

Chants

Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!

Fan Works

Text Works

Spite the Gods and Kill Them (For My Sister) fic by athenadykes#4899

Gallery

Eizabeth Guerra by @linhtropy
Tlopps card art by Shen (Discord user y3hirv#7867)
Eizabeth playing card by @trivia_lad
Izzie by @breakurfall
Eizabeth Guerra by @8loi88
DESTROY by @routezeros (on Instagram @crowclub)
Eizabeth Guerra card by @routezeros (on Instagram @crowclub)
Izzie on a Roll (Season 4, Day 92) comic by @nash_high
Eizabeth and Atlas Guerra by @goatedtoasts
Eizabeth Guerra by @goatedtoasts
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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-'''Eizabeth Guerra''' is a lineup player for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] and has been with the Wild Wings since the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]]. Guerra has previously played for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]].
+'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] and was with the team from the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}} until [[Fall Ball]]. Guerra has previously played for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]].
 ==Official League Records==
-During the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]], Guerra was traded traded to the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] in exchange for [[Jessica Telephone]] as a result of the Breath Mints' [[Season 13#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will.
+Guerra joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
+On {{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 87, Guerra swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had a [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction.
+During the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}, Guerra was traded to the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] in exchange for [[Jessica Telephone]] as a result of the Breath Mints' {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will.
+On {{BetaSeason|14}}, Day 97, Guerra’s [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergy]] was cured by [[An Undisclosed Location]]’s {{ModLink|Peanut Mister}}.
+During the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}, Guerra was traded back to the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] in exchange for [[Joshua Watson]] via the Wild Wings' {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will.
+During the {{BetaSeason|16#Election Results|@ elections}}, Guerra retreated to the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] as a result of the Breath Mints' {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|'''Move'''}} will, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|8.7|9.4}} stat increase.
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 ==History==
 When she isn't on the field, Guerra is known for her baking company, I Am Going To Destroy God And Take His Place. She sells homemade cookies, pies, and sweets of all sorts, all to further the stated mission goal of the company, which is to destroy God and take his place. The remainder of the profits go towards mutual aid networks within Kansas City.
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 Guerra's preferred walk-up music is "One-Winged Angel".
+==Chants==
+*Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!
 ==Fan Works==
+===Text Works===
+*[https://archiveofourown.org/works/30033993 Spite the Gods and Kill Them (For My Sister)] fic by '''athenadykes#4899'''
+===Gallery===
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+File:Eizabeth Guerra.jpg|Eizabeth Guerra by '''[https://twitter.com/linhtropy/status/1294728060428668928 @linhtropy]'''
 File:Eizabeth Guerra7.png|Tlopps card art by '''Shen (Discord user y3hirv#7867)'''
 File:EizabethCard trivialad.jpg|Eizabeth playing card by '''[https://twitter.com/trivia_lad @trivia_lad]'''
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 File:IzzieComic nash.jpg|Izzie on a Roll (Season 4, Day 92) comic by '''[https://twitter.com/nash_high/status/1300541373226119175 @nash_high]'''
 File:Guerras toasts.jpg|Eizabeth and [[Atlas Guerra|Atlas]] Guerra by '''[https://twitter.com/goatedtoasts/status/1364578673626603520 @goatedtoasts]'''
+File:IzzieGuerra toasts.jpg|Eizabeth Guerra by '''[https://twitter.com/goatedtoasts/status/1374180310393454592 @goatedtoasts]'''
+File:EizabethGuerra HetreaSky.png|Mini-Blaseballer by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
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