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Leagues/Beta
In Blaseball, Leagues refer to divisions consisting of blaseball teams that compete over the course of a season.
There are two leagues within Internet League Blaseball each containing 10 teams: the Wild League and the Mild League. Each league is composed of two divisions: High and Low.
During a season teams will typically only play other teams within the same league. During the Postseason, the top 4 wildest and mildest have an opportunity to compete for the Internet Series championship.
The Wild League
Wild High
- Breckenridge Jazz Hands 👐
- Chicago Firefighters 🔥
- Hades Tigers 🐅
- Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗
- Tokyo Lift ๐๏ธโ
- Atlantis Georgias ๐ฑ
Wild Low
- Boston Flowers ๐น
- Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞
- Houston Spies ๐ต๏ธ
- Miami Dale 🚤
- LA Unlimited Tacos 🌮
- Ohio Worms 🐌
The Mild League
Mild High
- Dallas Steaks 🥩
- New York Millennials 📱
- Philly Pies 🥧
- San Francisco Lovers 💋
- Seattle Garages 🎸
- Core Mechanics ๐ ๏ธ
Mild Low
- Canada Moist Talkers ๐ฃ๏ธ
- Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟
- Hawai'i Fridays ๐๏ธ
- Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬
- Yellowstone Magic ✨
- Baltimore Crabs 🦀
History
Over the course of Blaseball History, The Leagues have not always been as they are now.
The Good and Evil Leagues
From Seasons 1 through 5, ILB was structured under the Good League and Evil League, with each being split into two sub-leagues: Lawful and Chaotic. These leagues operated identically to the Leagues now, only differing in how the teams were organized.
High Filter
With the passing of the High Filter Decree at the end of Season 5, "resulting in the ILB getting dunked in the Blood Tub and surfacing reborn,"[1] the ILB was restructured into the current Wild League and Mild League. Teams were sorted based on their performance in the Season 5 standings: the top 5 teams were placed in Wild High, 6-10 were placed in Mild High, 11-15 in Mild Low, and 16-20 in Wild Low.
Season 8 Swaps
In Season 8, the blessing called Divisional Swap could "swap your team into the other Division in your Subleague," while the blessing called Subleague Swap could "swap your team into another Division in the opposite Subleague." The Mexico City Wild Wings won both of these blessings, shocking many. This first caused the Wild Wings to move to Mild High, while the Breath Mints swapped to Mild Low; followed by the Wild Wings again moving to Wild High, while the Millennials swapped to Mild High. This lucky turn of events put an end to widespread dissatisfaction with the Wild Wings inhabiting a "Mild" division in the League.
Season 10 Swaps
In Season 10, the Canada Moist Talkers won the Divisional Swap blessing, moving to Mild Low while the Pies swapped to Mild High. Additionally, the San Francisco Lovers won the Subleague Swap blessing, moving to Mild High while the Tigers swapped to Wild High.
Season 10 also saw the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs, who left the Wild High division. This league opening was filled by the newly-introduced Tokyo Lift.
Season 12 Expansion Teams
On Season 12, Day 72, at the beginning of Earlsiesta, a new team was added to each League. Following an announcement by Boss, the Baltimore Crabs were returned to the league in the Mild Low division, while the Atlantis Georgias, Ohio Worms, and Core Mechanics were added to the league in the Wild High, Wild Low, and Mild High divisions, respectively.
- โ The Game Band (6 Sep 2020). "Firefighters Win! Claim Everywhere is Chicago!" The Blaseball Beat.
Leagues
In Blaseball, Leagues refer to divisions consisting of Blaseball teams that compete over the course of a season.
There are two Leagues within Internet League Blaseball each containing 12 teams: the Good League and the Evil League. Each league is composed of two divisions: Chaotic and Awful.
During a season teams will typically only play other teams within the same league. During the Postseason, the Top 4 teams from both the Good and Evil Leagues have an opportunity to compete for the Internet Series championship.
The Good League
Chaotic Good
- Boston Flowers ๐น
- Canada Moist Talkers ๐ฃ๏ธ
- Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬
- LA Unlimited Tacos 🌮
- New York Millennials 📱
- San Francisco Lovers 💋
Awful Good
- Baltimore Crabs 🦀
- Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟
- Hades Tigers 🐅
- Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞
- Miami Dale 🚤
- Philly Pies 🥧
The Evil League
Chaotic Evil
- Hawai'i Fridays ๐๏ธ
- Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗
- Seattle Garages 🎸
- Yellowstone Magic ✨
- Ohio Worms 🐌
- Tokyo Lift ๐๏ธโ
Awful Evil
- Atlantis Georgias ๐ฑ
- Breckenridge Jazz Hands 👐
- Chicago Firefighters 🔥
- Core Mechanics ๐ ๏ธ
- Dallas Steaks 🥩
- Houston Spies ๐ต๏ธ
History
Fall Ball
During the December 23, 2022 Fall Ball, the Falls began with the Divisions falling from the Black Hole (Black Hole), with the following text:
- DIVISIONS FRACTURE
- LINES DRAWN
- ONE LEAGUE, THE INTERNET LEAGUE
- TWO CONFERENCES, GOOD AND EVIL
- FOUR DIVISIONS, CHAOTIC AND AWFUL
All 24 Internet League Blaseball teams were then drafted into four divisions: Chaotic Evil, Awful Evil, Chaotic Good, and Awful Good, in that order.