Talk:Gallup Crueller/Archive
Seasons 8-10
Crueller found it difficult to adjust to her new life as a Blaseball player. She discovered that no matter how much she practiced or how hard she hit the ball, her power was no match for what it was pre-ILB contract. This feeling of powerlessness manifested in a melancholy mood that Crueller’s teammates quickly noticed, observing that she could no longer enjoy the grill smoke since it just made her even more homesick. Crueller felt it strange to be a source of the misery of which she had formerly fed on.
The incineration of August Mina at the end of Season 9 only worsened Crueller’s outlook. With the loss of one of the few friends she had, she felt even more isolated from her old life. She sought help by contacting her predecessor, Sebastian Telephone, and asking if he had brought her to the Immaterial Plane for a reason[1]. However, when Telephone admitted it had been a complete accident, she was discouraged even further.
During this time, Crueller was observed to form a bond with newly recruited Baltimore Crabs player Silvaire Roadhouse, most likely over their shared cowgirl aesthetic. Though their teams never played each other, the two of them were spotted at Chlili’s more than once, sharing a plate of nachos and trading tips on the best brands of hats to accommodate their horns. This relationship was cut short at the end of Season 10 with the Crabs’ ascension.
Season 11 and Siesta
Season 11 onward was a period of growth for Crueller. For one, her arcane evaluation from the Hellmouth Bureau of Supernatural Affairs came back, revealing her heritage to be approximately 20% succubus and not 100% Spite Demon, as she had previously thought[2]. This was significant to Crueller, as she realized that she no longer needed to feed solely on misery - joy and pleasure would serve just as well.
Crueller spent the Grand Siesta catching up on modern pop culture, establishing a weekly Steaks get-together to watch a new show or movie recommended by her friends or teammates[3]. She also reconnected with Silvaire Roadhouse, to whom she regretted missing the chance to confess her feelings. After a tearful reunion, the two of them subsequently began a romantic relationship[4].
Crueller adopted a two-headed Doberman puppy named Masala to keep her company, whose antics kept her busy[5]. She also noticed suspicious whinnying noises coming from her motorcycle, and discovered it had been possessed by her beloved horse Kapnos, whom she could ride again just like old times[6]. Thus, she had finally been reunited with a link to her past.
Trivia
- Crueller loathes puns with a burning passion[7].
- Crueller actually prefers to drink black coffee, not heavy foam as her player page suggests[8].
- Over the Grand Siesta, Crueller took dance lessons from Lou Roseheart of the Chicago Firefighters in order to become more graceful on her hooves[9].
- Crueller enjoys playing the violin.
References
- ↑ Gallup Crueller [@GallupCrueller] (15 Oct 2020). (Tweet) - via Twitter.
- ↑ Gallup Crueller [@GallupCrueller] (1 Nov 2020). (Tweet) - via Twitter.
- ↑ Gallup Crueller [@GallupCrueller] (7 Nov 2020). (Tweet) - via Twitter.
- ↑ Silvaire Roadhouse [@RoadhouseBlase] (3 Nov 2020). (Tweet) - via Twitter.
- ↑ Gallup Crueller [@GallupCrueller] (11 Nov 2020). (Tweet) - via Twitter.
- ↑ Gallup Crueller [@GallupCrueller] (22 Nov 2020). (Tweet) - via Twitter
- ↑ Gallup Crueller [@GallupCrueller] (4 Nov 2020). (Tweet) - via Twitter.
- ↑ Gallup Crueller [@GallupCrueller] (1 Nov 2020). (Tweet) - via Twitter.
- ↑ Gallup Crueller [@GallupCrueller] (19 Oct 2020). (Tweet) - via Twitter.
Hi, I'm new to editing the wiki so I apologize if I've done this wrong - in any case, I wrote some lore for Gallup and the Steaks discord has approved it already. Thanks! Horsantula (talk) 04:31, 25 November 2020 (UTC)
