Son Jensen/IF-25.597

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Appearance

Son Jin-su (Hangul: 손진수, Hanja: 孫珍洙), also known as Son Jensen, is a Korean-American human. She has one of those faces that could be anywhere from in his twenties to in her forties, an ambiguity helped by his temporal displacement. Regardless of how old she turns out to be, he is one of the more mature people on her team.

He is plus sized. She wears ties, and often dresses formally.

History, Part One

Son Jensen is a lawyer of time and space law, which he got into because of its competitive and complex nature. She signed up to play for the Tacos while thinking he was signing up as their legal representative, but is not upset about playing blaseball because it is one of her interests, albeit secondary to his interest in time and space law. She is still the Tacos’ lawyer, although Al Pastor does not pay him. No one on the Tacos has confirmed whether she passed the bar or not, as they all assume someone else has checked.

Son is draconic in the courtroom and an intimidating opponent, but is very kind to his clients, making sure their needs are met. Time and space law has been a particularly hot-button issue in Los Angeli ever since the Grand Unslam, making Son’s skills in high demand. Because of this, it took a long time for Son to be called into active play, since every time there was a good opportunity, she was in the middle of a trial, and Al Pastor refused to file the paperwork to get him out early. In Season 22, Son had an opening in her schedule when "Goobie Ballson v Goobie Ballson" was unceremoniously cancelled, and he was brought into active play shortly afterwards.