Kina Larsen/IF-25.523

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Born in the Kansas City suburbs as a human, Kina Larsen lived a fairly normal life throughout eir school years. It held decent grades, had a good group of friends, and was seemingly on track to go on to the University of Mlissouri for veterinary science.

But what Larsen never let on is that ey didn't want to live a normal life with a degree or a 9-5 job, shi felt as if shi was destined for so much more and craved to make eir own path in the world. After its high school graduation, Larsen left home, not for the University of Mlissouri, but instead to sign with the Kansas City Breath Mints during the Return of Blaseball to follow hir dream of an exciting life.

Larsen became a part of the Breath Mints, but unfortunately would not see active play until Season β15. Meanwhile, while in the Breath Mints' shadows, Larsen kept itself busy by working hir two jobs: part-time tattoo artist (which Larsen discovered it has both a talent and love for) and part-time dogsitter. During the Season β14 elections, after season after season of sitting on the sidelines, one can only imagine the smile on Larsen's face as it was pulled from the shadows to finally participate the splort shi loved with the team ey loved even more.

Nowadays, Kina Larsen is a friendly face known throughout Kansas City known for its warm smile and tattooed arms, and a strong presence on the team. Ey can commonly been seen hanging out with fellow teammates Hewitt Best, Rodriguez Internet, and Marco Stink, as the latter three had quickly and wholeheartedly accepted Larsen into their former trio, now becoming the "Fresh Four".