Jon Halifax/IF-86.253

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Jon Halifax is the uncle of former star pitcher for the Atlantis Georgias and current star batter for the Tokyo Lift, Ankle Halifax. He wanted to watch his sibling’s kid play in the Bubble. Unfortunately for Halifax, he got dragged into pitching for the Baltimore Crabs after the tragic death of Luis Acevedo. As a result, he went to Baltimore with a cranky attitude that continued even after being shadowed and voicemailed in for beloved batter Pedro Davids. However, Halifax usually isn’t this cranky and selfish. In fact, he is quite a loving uncle to Ankle. After seeing Ankle play in the finals against the Breath Mints, Halifax decided to play for a team that could be the best...or something. So, he booked himself a ticket to Kansas City and convinced Max Betmint to let Halifax pitch again. Halifax’s arguments for this were that he pitched badly on the Crabs but a few more dips into the shadows and he’ll be a star...or something. Also, the Mints needed someone to be a sort of uncle figure on the team. So, Betmint agreed and Halifax’s playing career began anew again, now with a fresh start on his own terms.