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Joe Voorhees was reported missing by Lars Taylor after an incident in which their canoe became overturned in the "Colorado River". Rescue crews thoroughly searched the area, but could not locate Voorhees. When told the crews did not find him, Taylor reportedly insisted "then he's still there."