Huber Frumple/IF-1.000

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Huber & Frumple

Huber & Frumple are a pair of human sized worms made out of an unidentified fuzzy material that have been glued together in a vaguely humanoid shape. Frumple uses she/her, Huber uses he/him, and together they use they/them.

Huber & Frumple work together to bat, run, and defend. The two share a friendly rivalry, often trying to outperform the other and pushing their combined performance to greater and greater heights.

Frumple claims you can tell them apart because she always wears a top hat and monocle, though since the two worms are different colors this technique seems unnecessary. In addition, Huber has been seen wearing the top hat on occasion. Frumple claims the top hat means they are descended from worm royalty. Huber claims they bought it at a really nice costume store. Both agree that they are just the super coolest of spies but shhhhhh that’s a secret.

Chorby Short and the Frumple Rumbles

After a series hard fought games between the Pies and the Yellowstone Magic in the Season β14 playoffs, an intense rivalry formed between Chorby Short and Huber & Frumple. In order to settle their scores, the three players have resorted to duking it out in street fights that have since been dubbed “the Frumple Rumbles.”

The Frumple Rumbles take place after each Pies/Magic game in the parking lot of the ice cream store closest to the stadium. Each rumble consists of Chorby and Huber & Frumple trying to bop each other in the head with squeaky, inflatable hammers. Observers have noted that the fights are inherently unfair since Huber & Frumple have two heads, a fact that makes the one-headed Chorby absolutely ballistic. The rumble ends when someone cries uncle.

The Frumple Rumbles are popular with local children, who cheer on the fighters while enjoying ice cream treats. The winner of the rumble has to buy the loser ice cream. Chorby's favorite part is the ice cream.

Chorby's teammate Francisco Preston also claims to be in a rivalry with Huber & Frumple but so far he is the only one who acknowledges it.