Hellmouth (town)/IF-49.881

Resident / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Residents that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Residents about Hellmouth (town) at their Resident Registry.

AJ Na'lahu is the gym teacher at the high school in Hellmouth. They are well known for their enthusiasm for sports, with their classes involving sand polo, penultimate frisbee, reverb roller derby (roller reverby), goat curling, archery, and many more. Despite cordial relations with many of the Hellmouth Sunbeams they are well known for their hatred for the sport of Blaseball. They described it in a formal interview as 'capitalist avarice masquerading as sport' and in an informal conversation as 'just really [redacted] stupid I mean come on. That [redacted] game is so slow and boring it's no wonder only a literal skeleton can be bothered watching-sorry Tom. Like if you're going to ruin people's lives for the sport at least have the common decency to make it interesting! And don't get me STARTED on vibes- [comments cut for length]."

Na'lahu is a vocal member of the teacher's union at the high school, although as the school is cooperatively run by the teachers, they have never received any pushback on their views. Whenever a new teacher joins the school they insist on buying them pizza as a 'congratulations for joining the union', and this has become a tradition for welcoming new employees.

Na'lahu literally has eyes in the back of their head, with their Adaptation leading them to grow eyes across their head, where their hair would normally grow. As this 360° view can become disorienting, they often wear a hat, although their enhanced vision is useful when looking out for a class or exploring the area around Hellmouth. Unfortunately, every eye on their head has a different quality of vision, and they have become the local optometrist's most loyal customer.

They live with their partners in a small house in the middle of town. The local kids know them as a source of sporting equipment, and they maintain what could be called a sporting goods library, loaning out equipment to local children.