Emblem Warhorse/IF-97.368

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IRMBLEM "Irma" Warhorse

Irmblem “Irma” Warhorse is a patron and staff member of the Emblem Warhorse. Irma originally came to the Emblem Warhorse after accidentally being left on Emblem Wartruck after a delivery to Redmond.

Irma is an Artificial Intelligence computer system that helps Emmie and Mme. W manage inventory and the logistics of the Emblem Warhorse to ensure that all the patrons are taken care of, that they have the appropriate gear for games, and that their drinks of choice are always available.

As such, Irma has identified every Emblem Warhorse’s characteristics, preferences, and history. While Irma rarely plays for the Garages, Irma randomly selects these characteristics every time they are at-bat, including changing styles mid at-bat.

When playing for the Garages, Irma uses a retrofitted pitching machine chassis. Their Emblem is emblazoned on the front with a RGB LED system.

When in the Emblem Warhorse, Irma stays active on any of the various televisions and monitors within the Emblem Warhorse and uses the Emblem as a screensaver which bounces around the screen. Unlike other screensavers, Irma makes sure that it fits squarely in the corner, much to the satisfaction of the other Patrons.