Wild Low Clubhouse
The Wild Low Clubhouse (WLC) is a pocket dimension connected to the home locations of the five known Wild Low division blaseball teams: The Boston Flowers, the Hellmouth Sunbeams, the Houston Spies, the Miami Dale, and the Unlimited Tacos.
Description
The Clubhouse is a modern and spacious function center in location, situated in a pocket dimension surrounded by a featureless void. Entry and exit are conducted exclusively through the front doors of the Clubhouse, though no Spies fan or player has been observed using the front door in this way. When the door is opened to exit the Clubhouse, it will open directly onto the door-opener's last known location on the Immaterial Plane. Use of the resulting portal is not restricted to the door-opener, allowing for convenient travel between Boston, Miami and the Los Angeleses[1].
History
The Clubhouse was first discovered in the Party Time following Season 5, by the Sunbeams having a picnic in the Solarium. Horrible goose Sutton Bishop stole the picnic basket and fled through the Bad Gateway on first base, to the confusion of many who had assumed the Bad Gateway was purely an exit.
The pocket dimension has been in use circa Season 6 as a community hub for fans of the Wild Low division teams, for viewing parties and organisation of inter-team initiatives.
Access
Fans have found the ability to access the Clubhouse through the following locations:
- First base in the Solarium, through the Bad Gateway
- Margaritoville in Boston, Margarito Nava's Jimmy Buffett-themed cantina
- Multiple splorts pubs in the Los Angeleses
The Spies have access to the Clubhouse, and report a verified ingress point, but claim "it's undocumented" and "we've brought snacks, so we're not sure why this line of questioning needs to continue."
- ↑ Hellmouth is a notable exception; non-residents feel a very strong revulsion that drives them from the door when a Hellmouthian opens it. Those who do pass through an exit door to Hellmouth will instead find themselves on a featureless desert road, which after several minutes of walking along with lead them back to the Clubhouse.
