Walton Sports

Walton Sports
Basic Information
Team	Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Tarot
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	48
Soulscream	OUEAUOUEAUOXOAHEXOAHEX
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him
Other Background Information
Instrument	None

Walton Sports is a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Sports has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Sports currently has no notable records in the official league books.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Despite being statistically the best original pitcher on the team, he is widely reviled by fans, teammates, staff, officials, and everyone else who has ever met him for his consistent pattern of Unsplortsmanlike conduct. In the darkest corners of Breckenridge, some even whisper that Sports does not think the commissioner is doing a great job.

Sports, of course, denies any such allegations, and insists he feels The Commissioner is doing a perfectly adequate job given these trying circumstances.

Sports' walk-up song is the entirety of Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring". Luckily, as he doesn't bat, it never plays.

Season 3

After August Sky joined the Jazz Hands in Season 3 Day 23, Sports' teammates reported a shift in his behavior. Lowe Forbes claims that they heard Sports say "the Commissioner is doing a great job" during a recent pitching practice, though none of the other pitchers could confirm this. When asked to comment on this rumor, Sports looked to the dent in the stadium wall from Sky's pitches and said, "I don't know anything anymore."

Season 5

With the arrival of the Alternate Reality Campos Arias at the end of Season 4, Sports was reported to take a more relaxed approach to the game. Fans speculate that with Arias and Sky pitching talent, Sports realised there was less pressure on him to perform.

Sports wasn't required to pitch in the Playoff quarter- or semi-finals but pitched against the Chicago Firefighters in Game 4 of the Finals and was Shamed.

Season 6

August Sky left the Jazz Hands in the Season 5 elections which caused Sports to be the team's second highest starred pitcher after Arias. It is rumored that he has been more stressed during team practices or 'Jam sessions' recently. Teammate Tamara Crankit has stated that they saw Sports topping up the bird-feeder in the team's locker room, which was used by Sky when they were present on the team.