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==Time on the Millennials==
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The [[Internet League Blaseball|ILB]] Semi-Cenntenial is a special exhibition match that took place following the [[Season 23]] [[Internet Series]]. The game was played between the [[Rising Stars]] and the [[Vault Legends]] at the [[Vault]] [[ballpark]].
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(Uncle to Fynn Doyle)
 
  
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==Time on the Breath Mints==
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==Announcement==  
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The Semi-Centennial was first announced by the [[Boss]] during the [[Season 22]] [[Earlsiesta]].
  
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On [[Season 15]], Day 52, during a game against the Kansas City Breath Mints, Uncle Plasma entered the {{ModLink|Crime Scene}} at [[The Meadow]] to [[Investigation|investigate]] the mysterious disappearance of [[Brisket Friendo]] from the Breath Mints’ [[Shadows]]. As a prerequisite to the investigation, Breath Mints General Manager [[Max Betmint]] insisted that Plasma sign a temporary team transfer contract, as well as a non-disclosure agreement, confidentiality agreement, end-of-life plan, performance contract, digital image license, employee privacy policy, end user license agreement, letter of recommendation, equipment rental agreement, personal financial statement, hold-harmless indemnity agreement, survivorship deed, vehicle leasing agreement, website terms and conditions, and liability waver. During the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], it was revealed that due to a hidden clause in the temporary team transfer contract, the contract was actually permanent, signing Uncle Plasma to Kansas City's pitching rotation for the foreseeable future.
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<blockquote class="coin">
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Rejoice!<br>
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We are thrilled to announce<br>
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Coming Next Season<br>
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The ILB Semi-Centennial!<br>
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Celebrating a half-century of exciting #Blaseball action<br>
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A look back at all the fun We've had<br>
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Since Blaseball's Return.<br>
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</blockquote>
  
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After a few seasons with the Mints, Plasma began mentoring batter [[Kina Larsen]] as a junior detective, taking hir under his wing. A quick and eager learner, Larsen soon found far more investigative success than Plasma, having sought out and returned home numerous {{ModLink|Elsewhere}} players, while Plasma has found exactly zero clues over many seasons with the Mints. When asked about Larsen’s talent in comparison to his own, Plasma has only glowed with pride, and is said to always keep an almond joy in the pocket of his trenchcoat for the young gumshoe. In his other pocket, he keeps a delicious fresh orange for himself.
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Additional details were announced during the Season 22 [[elections]].
  
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Though a dedicated detective and pitcher, Plasma enjoys frequent vacations, often visiting {{Deadlink|Schlitterbahn Waterpark Kansas City}} after making use of The Meadow’s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}. Plasma does not seem bothered by the fact that the park has been closed for several years.
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<blockquote class="coin">
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Special Announcement<br>
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Following Postseason 23<br>
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A Special Event<br>
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To celebrate the Semi-Centennial<br>
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An Exhibition Match for the Ages<br>
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A look back at recent History<br>
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On one side<br>
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Legends of History<br>
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On the other<br>
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Your very own Rising Stars!<br>
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Rejoice!<br>
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</blockquote>
  
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Plasma, like all Breath Mints, has failed the bar exam.
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==Major Events==
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===Trades===
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During inning 1 [[New Megan Ito]] traded their nothing for [[Dunlap Figueroa]]'s [[Fifth Base|The Fifth Base]], then during inning 11, Ito traded their The Fifth Base for [[Parker MacMillan]]'s The Force Field, resulting in MacMillan’s {{ModLink|Super Roamin'}} modification to take effect in the following [[Season 24]].<br>
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After New Megan Ito obtained The Force Field, Lootcrates delivered the message:
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<blockquote class="lootcrates">
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"A Trade-Off<br>
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A Traitor<br>
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A Repetition"<br>
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</blockquote>
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===Heists===
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During the course of the game, several Heists occurred in which the Legends approached Rising Stars players, who were either collected and Artifically Forged, moving from the Rising Stars roster and added to the Vault Legends roster, or managed to evade.
  
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==Excerpts from Plasma’s Notes==
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====Rat Mason====
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(IRM format - missattributed quotes should include the real source in a footnote)
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Rat Mason was approached by the Legends during inning 1, and is the only player to evade, doing so a total of 3 times, again during innings 16 and 24.<br>
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*“coyotes”
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In inning 1, Lootcrates delivered the message:
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*“get chapel killed”
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<blockquote class="lootcrates">
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*The existence of Fish Summer implies a Fish Winter…
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"From a Sinking Ship<br>
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*what is it about buttermilk that make you drive real good
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Vermin Flee"<br>
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*the human mind... perhaps the most powerful weapon. second only to the "GUN" (https://twitter.com/dril/status/813966376327086080)
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</blockquote>
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*big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck (https://twitter.com/dril/status/398879478912258048)
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In inning 16, Lootcrates delivered the message:
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*see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful partner? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office (https://twitter.com/dril/status/158042815128023040)
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<blockquote class="lootcrates">
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*im afraid i must say that i do not find the mysteries featured on "scooby-doo" challenging enough . (https://twitter.com/dril/status/934242047015387136)
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"Rat Mason<br>
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*just found out about Object Permanence... why didnt any one tell me about this shit (https://twitter.com/dril/status/1108543516227985408)
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An Empty Snare"<br>
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*should i learn Letters first? or choose the path of Numbers? a queston every baby must ask it self (https://twitter.com/dril/status/1329464017417474048)
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</blockquote>
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*To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. (Source: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey)
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By inning 24, Lootcrates had retreated, and no message was delivered.
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*Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way. (Source: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey)
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====Don Mitchell====
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*if trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? probably, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason (Source: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey)
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Don Mitchell was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 4.
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*Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Breath Mints Pitching $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my offense is dying (https://twitter.com/dril/status/384408932061417472)
 
  
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==Chants==
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Lootcrates reacted with the message:
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[[File:Get chapel killed.png|thumb|Example of how to use the "get chapel killed" chant in chat.]]
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<blockquote class="lootcrates">
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*Uncle Mode On
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"Don Mitchell<br>
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*Nephew Mode (when performing poorly)
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A Slow Build<br>
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*All according to Plansma!
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A Reverberating End"<br>
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*Get Unc’d on!
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</blockquote>
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*'''get chapel killed'''
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*UNKIE NASTY (following [[Season 19]] infusion)
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====Sutton Bishop====
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*Dunkle Plasma / Uncle Faxma (when getting {{ModLink|Fax Machine|Faxed}})
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Sutton Bishop was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 6.
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Lootcrates reacted with the message:
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<blockquote class="lootcrates">
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"Sutton Bishop<br>
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A Diagonal Move<br>
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The Vault is Gandered"<br>
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</blockquote>
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====Jaylen Hotdogfingers====
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Jaylen Hotdogfingers was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 6.
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Lootcrates reacted with the message:
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<blockquote class="lootcrates">
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"Jaylen Hotdogfingers<br>
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Protagonist<br>
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Antagonist"<br>
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</blockquote>
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====Tillman Henderson====
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Tillman Henderson was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 12.
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Lootcrates reacted with the message:
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<blockquote class="lootcrates">
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"Tillman Henderson<br>
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Noise-Cancelling Headphones<br>
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Render One Immune to Criticism"<br>
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</blockquote>
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====Sosa Peperomioides====
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Sosa Peperomioides was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 19.
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Lootcrates reacted with the message:
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<blockquote class="lootcrates">
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"Sosa Peperomioides<br>
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Crowned Queen<br>
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of Strikeouts"<br>
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</blockquote>
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====Hewitt Best====
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Hewitt Best was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 21.
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Lootcrates reacted with the message:
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<blockquote class="lootcrates">
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"Hewitt Best<br>
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Better than All<br>
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Now Rest"<br>
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</blockquote>
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====Collins Melon====
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Collins Melon was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 21.
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Lootcrates reacted with the message:
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<blockquote class="lootcrates">
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"Collins Melon<br>
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Ripe for the Picking"<br>
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</blockquote>
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====Nicholas Mora====
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Nicholas Mora was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 29. By this time, Lootcrates had retreated, and no message was delivered.
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===A Walk Off===
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With the collection of Melon, Sun(Sun)’s pressure reached 97.68%, and Lootcrates left the screen during inning 22, apparently exiting for safety from the increasing Sun(Sun) pressure, after some final words:
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<blockquote class="lootcrates">
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"From Progenitor<br>
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A Breaking Dawn<br>
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A Twilight World"<br>
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</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="lootcrates">
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"Constellation Expanded<br>
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Stars in Safe Keeping<br>
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The Historian returns to Safety"<br>
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</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="lootcrates">
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"A Walk Off."<br>
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</blockquote>

Revision as of 00:45, 20 November 2021

The ILB Semi-Cenntenial is a special exhibition match that took place following the Season 23 Internet Series. The game was played between the Rising Stars and the Vault Legends at the Vault ballpark.

Announcement

The Semi-Centennial was first announced by the Boss during the Season 22 Earlsiesta.

Rejoice!
We are thrilled to announce
Coming Next Season
The ILB Semi-Centennial!
Celebrating a half-century of exciting #Blaseball action
A look back at all the fun We've had
Since Blaseball's Return.

Additional details were announced during the Season 22 elections.

Special Announcement
Following Postseason 23
A Special Event
To celebrate the Semi-Centennial
An Exhibition Match for the Ages
A look back at recent History
On one side
Legends of History
On the other
Your very own Rising Stars!
Rejoice!

Major Events

Trades

During inning 1 New Megan Ito traded their nothing for Dunlap Figueroa's The Fifth Base, then during inning 11, Ito traded their The Fifth Base for Parker MacMillan's The Force Field, resulting in MacMillan’s Super Roamin' modification to take effect in the following Season 24.
After New Megan Ito obtained The Force Field, Lootcrates delivered the message:

"A Trade-Off
A Traitor
A Repetition"

Heists

During the course of the game, several Heists occurred in which the Legends approached Rising Stars players, who were either collected and Artifically Forged, moving from the Rising Stars roster and added to the Vault Legends roster, or managed to evade.

Rat Mason

Rat Mason was approached by the Legends during inning 1, and is the only player to evade, doing so a total of 3 times, again during innings 16 and 24.
In inning 1, Lootcrates delivered the message:

"From a Sinking Ship
Vermin Flee"

In inning 16, Lootcrates delivered the message:

"Rat Mason
An Empty Snare"

By inning 24, Lootcrates had retreated, and no message was delivered.

Don Mitchell

Don Mitchell was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 4.

Lootcrates reacted with the message:

"Don Mitchell
A Slow Build
A Reverberating End"

Sutton Bishop

Sutton Bishop was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 6. Lootcrates reacted with the message:

"Sutton Bishop
A Diagonal Move
The Vault is Gandered"

Jaylen Hotdogfingers

Jaylen Hotdogfingers was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 6. Lootcrates reacted with the message:

"Jaylen Hotdogfingers
Protagonist
Antagonist"

Tillman Henderson

Tillman Henderson was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 12. Lootcrates reacted with the message:

"Tillman Henderson
Noise-Cancelling Headphones
Render One Immune to Criticism"

Sosa Peperomioides

Sosa Peperomioides was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 19. Lootcrates reacted with the message:

"Sosa Peperomioides
Crowned Queen
of Strikeouts"

Hewitt Best

Hewitt Best was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 21. Lootcrates reacted with the message:

"Hewitt Best
Better than All
Now Rest"

Collins Melon

Collins Melon was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 21. Lootcrates reacted with the message:

"Collins Melon
Ripe for the Picking"

Nicholas Mora

Nicholas Mora was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 29. By this time, Lootcrates had retreated, and no message was delivered.

A Walk Off

With the collection of Melon, Sun(Sun)’s pressure reached 97.68%, and Lootcrates left the screen during inning 22, apparently exiting for safety from the increasing Sun(Sun) pressure, after some final words:

"From Progenitor
A Breaking Dawn
A Twilight World"

"Constellation Expanded
Stars in Safe Keeping
The Historian returns to Safety"

"A Walk Off."

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