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Background
Roscoe Sundae is the twin and older sibling to Ohio Worms player Vessalius Sundae, being born minutes before lirs sister. Like seors sister, Sundae is a shapeshifter, but most forms tend to include some deer features. These include, but are not limited to, a peryton, a deertaur, a deer faun, and a human with antlers.
Joining ILB
After receiving a Bachelor’s of Architecture from Universidad Nacional Autónoma de México, Sundae was quickly hired as an assistant to help with renovations to The Bucket. While performance reviews showed that Sundae’s work was aggressively fine, the habit of filing submissions by shooting them out of a t-shirt cannon was not. Upon expressing a desire to get “closer to the real deal” of The Bucket’s renovations, Sundae was just as quickly added to the short list of back-up players for the Wild Wings. Following the incineration of Wild Wings hitter Case Sports, Sundae was called up as a replacement.
Time on the Wild Wings
Sundae’s stage presence and enthusiasm for showing up to every press event has vastly increased the Wild Wings’ popularity. At one press event, Sundae was asked why no records of Sundae could be found prior to graduating UNAM, to which Sundae cheerfully replied that The Moxie Man had a hit out for xem, and went on to elaborate that zi was once an advertising model and found out Too Much. Video footage of this interview has been viewed more that 190,000 times and has yet to be taken down by the Wild Wings Legal Team. “Roxie the Moxie” has since become a popular fan name and one that Roscoe Sundae actively promotes at all events. At the end of Season 16, Sundae decided to devote ber time to the renovations of The Bucket. Hae was retreated back to the Wings’ shadows, replaced by Aurora Blortles in the lineup.
Trivia
- In addition to playing blaseball, Roscoe Sundae is a power walking enthusiast and jammer in an amateur roller derby league.
- Sundae most often introduces memself with the phrase “Roscoe Sundae is Roscoe Sundae!”
- Official records include a sauce-stained note citing in all caps that sho is “LACTOSE INTOLERANT.”
- Xet is genderfluid and uses any pronoun.
- Sundae tries to regularly meet with zyd sister Vessalius in Waco, TX, the halfway point between Mexico City and Ohio.
