Sutton Picklestein/IF-13.1.12-D

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Ornithomantic Assignation

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Sutton Picklestein: red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis) - widespread range, many distinct plumage variations. Do not mistake ubiquity with mundanity!

Appearance is consistent with leucism (reduction of melanin), with the exception of eyes (should be blue; leucism does not confer glowing eyes!) - effect akin to sun-induced bleaching, but appears to come from within(?) - distinct greenish-yellow tinge, source unclear. Age cannot be determined due to obliteration of expected plumage markers. (can't get close enough to examine other potential markers. seems to be mature adult specimen.)

Manner and behavior are consistent with expectations of particularly well-adjusted individual. I have found my spirits lifted by even the briefest observation.

Relation to Owen Picklestein? -unable to confirm (outside of expected range. pity.)

Arachismic-legumic reactivity: poor. One known report from Season 6 resulting in deficit in defense and hitting.

Sanguinicity: siphon recipient of a portion of Miguel Wheeler's hitting. Noted improvement in Season 7.