Sutton Picklestein/Rumor Registry
Sutton Picklestein has 3 Rumors written about so far.
A scrap of faded parchment is inscribed in fresh ink by the Augur's hand.
A collection of these notes was located in a file cabinet within the Yellowstone National Park Ballpark offices, all sharing a similar handwriting and purpose. Each note describes a member of the Yellowstone Magic, in synchronicity with a known reality counterpart, but as a particular species of bird. It remains unclear why the Augur is scrying these particular ornithomancies and what purpose they may serve, but the findings are dutifully recorded and cataloged when new ones are discovered.
Scrying target: Sutton Picklestein (Magic lineup, energy being?)
Ornithomantic assignation: red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis) - widespread range, many distinct plumage variations. Do not mistake ubiquity with mundanity!
Appearance is consistent with leucism (reduction of pigmentation), with the exception of eyes (should be blue; leucism does not confer glowing eyes!) and an all-encompassing corona of indeterminate energy - effect on plumage appearance is akin to sun-induced bleaching, but appears to come from within(?) - distinct greenish-yellow tinge, source unclear. Strong aroma of dill associated (expected).
Individual is otherwise unremarkable. Reserved, yet communicating a rather ebullient air. I have found my spirits lifted by even the briefest observation. I have also found it difficult to shed the glowing afterimage of the individual - strong residual energies (!!!)
Relation to Owen Picklestein? -unable to confirm (outside of scrying range. pity.)
Migration status: nonmigratory (as of yet)
Ley line attunement: well grounded (??)
This one bears follow up, if only to properly discern precise energy signatures. I'm not sure-
The parchment is torn beyond those words.
Intentions Unknown, Vibrations Unstable.
The being known as Sutton Picklestein was discovered in Yellowstone Caverns, Yellowstone National Park (ParkPark) on Peanutuary 3rd, Which Sutton now refers to as their "Micronucleation Day." Some park rangers hypothesize that this relates to Sutton's relationship with Owen Picklestein, but both organisms have remained silent on the matter. Sutton began playing for the Yellowstone Magic almost immediately, via their own will.
Sutton's presence has always had a positive effect on their teammates, keeping feelings bright even during disaster. Sutton has expressed that their greatest wish is the continued happiness of the team. As a longstanding member of the Magic, they have been deeply involved with the ParkPark for some time.
Upon being struck by an errant peanut, the matter comprising Sutton appeared to boil and hiss until the stray object was ejected. Park rangers have added this to Sutton's employment documentation as "Peanut Allergy."
Physiology and Anomaly
The matter which comprises Sutton Picklestein appears to be nearly transparent, with a green-yellow bioluminescence constantly radiating in all directions. The brightness fluctuates in the range of 45-54 Lumens, but has reached over 100 Lumens during feeding behaviors. Dark, pulsating shapes, which York Silk has compared to "lava-lamp goo," float through their transparent medium, usually thickest at the "chest" and "head". Sutton does not appear, at first, to have any orifice for biological function and prefers to maintain the shape of a featureless bipedal humanoid. Sutton's chemical makeup has yet to be verified, as they seem to possess a semi-reliable manipulation of their matter. The Park Service assumes that the bioluminescence results from the usual Luciferin. When pressed, Sutton has replied that they are Sutton Picklestein.
By rapidly separating their body, Sutton is able to move at near-lightspeed when well fed. Sutton has clarified that this is not able to be used as a form of reproduction, and is simply an alternative method of movement. They have also demonstrated the ability to exist as a sort of non-newtonian fluid. The substance of Sutton is limited, and does not appear to accumulate or disperse in large amounts over time. Sutton's makeup is usually enough to facsimile a 212 cm tall humanoid.Sutton exists in a state of near-constant happiness. The dark material within Sutton's "head" often floats in a crescent, approximating a grin. This material, which Sutton refers to as Phagosome, (though it appears that it does not function in the same way as cellular Phagosomes,) will pulsate according to the emotional state of living organisms nearby. Expressions of positivity or excitement are met with a particularly worrisome vibration of the Phagosome.
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