Son Jensen/IF-25.597

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Appearance

Son Jin-su (Hangul: 손진수, Hanja: 孫珍洙), also known as Son Jensen, is a Korean-American human. He has one of those faces that could be anywhere from in her twenties to in his forties, an ambiguity helped by her temporal displacement. Regardless of how old he turns out to be, she is one of the more mature people on his team.

She is plus sized. He wears ties, and often dresses formally.

History, Part One

Son Jensen is a lawyer of time and space law, which she got into because of its competitive and complex nature. He signed up to play for the Tacos while thinking she was signing up as their legal representative, but is not upset about playing blaseball because it is one of his interests, albeit secondary to her interest in time and space law. He is still the Tacos’ lawyer, although Al Pastor does not pay her. No one on the Tacos has confirmed whether he passed the bar or not, as they all assume someone else has checked.

Son is draconic in the courtroom and an intimidating opponent, but is very kind to her clients, making sure their needs are met. Time and space law has been a particularly hot-button issue in Los Angeli ever since the Grand Unslam, making Son’s skills in high demand. Because of this, it took a long time for Son to be called into active play, since every time there was a good opportunity, he was in the middle of a trial, and Al Pastor refused to file the paperwork to get her out early. In Season 22, Son had an opening in his schedule when "Goobie Ballson v Goobie Ballson" was unceremoniously cancelled, and she was brought into active play shortly afterwards.