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'''Ronbert Kim Monstera''', also known as "RONNIE SHUT EM OUT", is a left-handed pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]], as well as the keyboard bass player for the [[Seattle Garages Family Band]]. Despite a mediocre statistical output, he is often credited with helping the Garages maintain a winning record for most of [[Season 2]] following a shutout victory against the heavily-favored [[Miami Dalé]]. He's also a contributing editor to ''[[THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY]]'', the Garages' official zine. | '''Ronbert Kim Monstera''', also known as "RONNIE SHUT EM OUT", is a left-handed pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]], as well as the keyboard bass player for the [[Seattle Garages Family Band]]. Despite a mediocre statistical output, he is often credited with helping the Garages maintain a winning record for most of [[Season 2]] following a shutout victory against the heavily-favored [[Miami Dalé]]. He's also a contributing editor to ''[[THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY]]'', the Garages' official zine. | ||
Revision as of 20:16, 2 August 2020
Ronbert Kim Monstera, also known as "RONNIE SHUT EM OUT", is a left-handed pitcher for the Seattle Garages, as well as the keyboard bass player for the Seattle Garages Family Band. Despite a mediocre statistical output, he is often credited with helping the Garages maintain a winning record for most of Season 2 following a shutout victory against the heavily-favored Miami Dalé. He's also a contributing editor to THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY, the Garages' official zine.
Music
During the enforced #PARTYTIME following Season 2, Monstera released an LP under the name RKMproject. He describes the project as "an electroacoustic exploration of chillwave stylings." The LP, DARKN-S2:OFFSEASON, was created by inverting hellwave energies from the newly developed hellmouth regions into a dark, wet amplifying substrate. The experimental result was described as "oppressive, but fair" by fellow pitcher Tot Clark.
Quest for the M Chord
Following the Season 2 election, Ron Monstera vowed to use his new thumb and deep knowledge of the satanic sine waves in order to discover and play the M chord, a theoretical para-acoustic phenomenon tied to the vibrational frequency of the Immaterial Plane, whose study is heavily regulated by the Bureau International d'Etude des Harmonies Ontologiques[1] (BIDHO). In defiance of several of the Bureau's recommendations, he has openly stated his wish to wield the powers of the M Chord in order to save Jaylen Hotdogfingers from her incineration following the Season 1 election and the opening of the Forbidden Book, in order to secure the Garages a berth in the Season 2 playoffs.
- ↑ International Bureau for the Study of Ontological Harmonics
