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During the enforced [[Party Time|#PARTYTIME]] following [[Season 2]], Monstera released an LP under the name RKMproject. He describes the project as "an electroacoustic exploration of chillwave stylings." The LP, ''DARKN-S2:OFFSEASON'', was created by inverting hellwave energies from the newly developed hellmouth regions into a dark, wet amplifying substrate. The experimental result was described as "oppressive, but fair" by fellow pitcher [[Tot Clark]].  
 
During the enforced [[Party Time|#PARTYTIME]] following [[Season 2]], Monstera released an LP under the name RKMproject. He describes the project as "an electroacoustic exploration of chillwave stylings." The LP, ''DARKN-S2:OFFSEASON'', was created by inverting hellwave energies from the newly developed hellmouth regions into a dark, wet amplifying substrate. The experimental result was described as "oppressive, but fair" by fellow pitcher [[Tot Clark]].  
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== Quest for the M Chord ==
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Following the [[Season 2]] election, Ron Monstera vowed to use his new thumb and deep knowledge of the satanic sine waves in order to discover and play the M chord, a theoretical para-acoustic phenomenon tied to the vibrational frequency of the Immaterial Plane, whose study is heavily regulated by the ''Bureau International d'Etude des Harmonies Ontologiques''<ref>International Bureau for the Study of Ontological Harmonics</ref> (BIDHO). In defiance of several of the Bureau's recommendations, he has openly stated his wish to wield the powers of the M Chord in order to save [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] from her [[incineration]] following the [[Season 1]] election and the opening of the [[Forbidden Book]], in order to give the Garages a berth in the Season 2 playoffs.
 
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Revision as of 19:34, 2 August 2020


Ronbert Kim Monstera, also known as "RONNIE SHUT EM OUT", is a left-handed pitcher for the Seattle Garages, as well as the keyboard bass player for the Seattle Garages Family Band. Despite a mediocre statistical output, he is often credited with helping the Garages maintain a winning record for most of Season 2 following a shutout victory against the heavily-favored Miami Dalé. He's also a contributing editor to THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY, the Garages' official zine.

Music

RKMproject - DARKN-S2:OFFSEASON, runtime: 17:30

During the enforced #PARTYTIME following Season 2, Monstera released an LP under the name RKMproject. He describes the project as "an electroacoustic exploration of chillwave stylings." The LP, DARKN-S2:OFFSEASON, was created by inverting hellwave energies from the newly developed hellmouth regions into a dark, wet amplifying substrate. The experimental result was described as "oppressive, but fair" by fellow pitcher Tot Clark.




Quest for the M Chord

Following the Season 2 election, Ron Monstera vowed to use his new thumb and deep knowledge of the satanic sine waves in order to discover and play the M chord, a theoretical para-acoustic phenomenon tied to the vibrational frequency of the Immaterial Plane, whose study is heavily regulated by the Bureau International d'Etude des Harmonies Ontologiques[1] (BIDHO). In defiance of several of the Bureau's recommendations, he has openly stated his wish to wield the powers of the M Chord in order to save Jaylen Hotdogfingers from her incineration following the Season 1 election and the opening of the Forbidden Book, in order to give the Garages a berth in the Season 2 playoffs.

  1. International Bureau for the Study of Ontological Harmonics