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Off the field, Marijuana has been known to wear windbreakers in garish colors, reminiscent of teens of decades past. They are an avid fan of Minecraft, weed, and friend and teammate Alaynabella Hollywood. | Off the field, Marijuana has been known to wear windbreakers in garish colors, reminiscent of teens of decades past. They are an avid fan of Minecraft, weed, and friend and teammate Alaynabella Hollywood. | ||
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Marijuana is a fan of [[Miami Dalé]] player [[Peanut Bong]]. | Marijuana is a fan of [[Miami Dalé]] player [[Peanut Bong]]. | ||
Revision as of 22:25, 25 August 2020
Randall "Randy" Marijuana is a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Marijuana has been with the Hellmouth Sunbeams since Season 1. They are particularly known for their signature double-play with fellow lineup player and teammate Alaynabella Hollywood.
Official League Records
Marijuana currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Career
During his "second" season, Marijuana was warned by Assistant Coach Nakamura that if he didn't stop striking out so often, their Minecraft save file would be deleted. In a pivotal game against the Canada Moist Talkers, Marijuana struck out, leading to the Sunbeams being Shamed. Coach immediately destroyed Marijuana's save file as a consequence.
Personal Life
His brother, Dominic Marijuana, plays for the New York Millennials. Randy is named for his grandfather, Randolfus von Marijuana, the man credited as the first to defeat a whale in single combat using a tapered wooden rod instead of the usual harpoon.
Marijuana is often praised for their powerful batting despite their young age. While it's technically against the rules, they make a habit of skateboarding from base to base.
Off the field, Marijuana has been known to wear windbreakers in garish colors, reminiscent of teens of decades past. They are an avid fan of Minecraft, weed, and friend and teammate Alaynabella Hollywood.
Marijuana lives simultaneously on Fifth and, tragically, in the Hellmouth, due in part to the cat he inherited from his grandfather Randolfus von Marijuana.
Marijuana is a fan of Miami Dalé player Peanut Bong.
Gallery
Randy, thinkin about minecraft. (by @hummingmoth)
one with the weed
