Peanut Fraud

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Peanut Fraud is a crime involving the illegal acquisition, ingestion, materialization or dematerialization of peanuts, for the purpose of nutrition, monetary gain, monetary loss, squirrel raising or any other activity. It is considered treasonous by Internet League Blaseball. The first recorded case of Peanut Fraud happened in Day 2 of Season 3, when capitalists committed sufficient Peanut Fraud as to warrant the first non-siesta stoppage in Blaseball history while the Umps demanded atonement. Under international law, it is one of the worst crimes you can commit. It is one of the seven deadly Blaseball sins.


Timeline of Peanut Fraud

  • Season 3 Day 2 was the first observed case of Peanut Fraud, resulting in the stoppage of play and postponement of games for one hour. The Peanut Cheaters did not come forward but play resumed the following hour by mandate of the Blaseball Gods.
  • Season 3 Day 4 saw the second case of Peanut Fraud. All games were stopped mid-4-6th inning. Games did not resume and instead all of Blaseball entered a state of Blasphemy. At the end of the Blasphemy Period, Blaseball left the Peanut Plague and entered Uncertainty.