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Nolanestophia Patterson (pronounced “Sophia Parson”, as the n, o, l, a, n, e, t, t, t, and e are all silent) is a batter for the Hades Tigers. There is no known relation between Nolanestophia and the Baltimore Crabs’ PolkaDot Patterson.

Career

Nolanestophia started her blaseball career with the Hawaii Fridays, demonstrating a capacity for consistently poor batting. When blessings were applied at the end of Season 1, she joined the Hades Tigers in exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel^[1].

Nolanestophia's pitching ability is estimated to be in the top 1% of all recorded athletes by the Hades Tigers coaching staff. In an interview, Tigers' Coach Kick Rocks explained the reason she hasn't switched positions: "She picks up a bat during practice and says "This just feels right”. She's refused to pitch ever since. Never let go of that bat. We've never looked back."

Despite her consistently poor batting, she is a vital part of the Tigers team^{[citation needed]} and is best-known for clumsily attempting to steal bases. She has a significant personal following (self-dubbed the "Pitter-Pattersons") and successfully launched an extensive merchandise line, including a signature Hades Tigers baseball cap with "Fauxlanestophia" protruding ears.

Pre/Post-game rituals

Nolanestophia is frequently spotted sleeping in impossibly high places. Reports of this behaviour have placed her atop the Tigers stadium and local buildings, and even on top of the floodlights within the stadium. It is yet to be determined how she gets up or down from these elevated positions.

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-{{Player|team=[[Hades Tigers]]|rating=★½|status=Alive|species=Catgirl|pronouns=She/Her}}'''NOTE: PENDING CHANGE TO REFLECT SEASON ONE TRADE BETWEEN FRIDAYS AND TIGERS.'''
+{{Player|team=[[Hades Tigers]]|rating=★½|status=Alive|species=Catgirl|pronouns=She/Her}}Nolanestophia Patterson (pronounced “Sophia Parson”, as the n, o, l, a, n, e, t, t, t, and e are all silent) is a batter for the [[Hades Tigers]]. There is no known relation between Nolanestophia and the [[Baltimore Crabs]]’ [[PolkaDot Patterson]].
-Nolanestophia Patterson (pronounced “Sophia Parson”, as the n, o, l, a, n, e, t, t, t, and e are all silent) is a Catgirl player for the [[Hades Tigers]]. Despite having a similar surname, there is no known relation between Nolanestophia and the [[Baltimore Crabs]]’ player [[PolkaDot Patterson]].
-Nolanestophia has played with the Tigers since [[Season 2]]. Prior to that, she was a member of the [[Hawaii Fridays]], before being traded in the postseason for [[Nagomi Mcdaniel|Nagomi Daniel]].
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+=== Career ===
+Nolanestophia started her blaseball career with the [[Hawaii Fridays]], demonstrating a capacity for consistently poor batting. When [[Blessing|blessings]] were applied at the end of [[Season 1]], she joined the Hades Tigers in exchange for [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]]<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>.
-=== Career With Tigers ===
+Nolanestophia's pitching ability is estimated to be in the top 1% of all recorded athletes by the Hades Tigers coaching staff. In an interview, Tigers' Coach [[Kick Rocks]] explained the reason she hasn't switched positions: ''"She picks up a bat during practice and says "This just feels right”. She's refused to pitch ever since. Never let go of that bat. We've never looked back."''
-Rumor has it Nolanestophia was signed as a incredibly skilled pitching talent for the Tigers, said to have been within the top 1 percentile of all time Blaseballers. Her new pitching career came to a screeching halt when one day during practice she picked up a bat and said "This just feels right”. Nolanestophia has refused to pitch ever since, and similarly, that bat has never left her possession.
-Despite her consistently poor batting performance  she is beloved by fans and a vital part of the Tigers team, gaining a loyal fanbase and selling tons of merch, the most popular being a Tigers baseball cap with her signature ears poking out of it. She's captured the hearts of the Tigers fanbase with her rowdy attitude and adorably clumsy attempts at stealing bases.
+Despite her consistently poor batting, she is a vital part of the Tigers team{{CitationNeeded}} and is best-known for clumsily attempting to steal bases. She has a significant personal following (self-dubbed the "[[Pitter-Pattersons]]") and successfully launched an extensive merchandise line, including a signature Hades Tigers baseball cap with "Fauxlanestophia" protruding ears.
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-=== Pre-and-post game ritual ===
+=== Pre/Post-game rituals ===
-Before and after the games Nolanestophia can be spotted sleeping in impossibly high places (on top of stadium lights, the roof of the stadium, the surrounding building's rooftops, etc). No one knows how she gets up or down from there.
+Nolanestophia is frequently spotted sleeping in impossibly high places. Reports of this behaviour have placed her atop the Tigers stadium and local buildings, and even on top of the floodlights within the stadium. It is yet to be determined how she gets up or down from these elevated positions.
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 [[Category:Hades Tigers]]