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| + | The '''New York Blittle League''' has numerous teams, with many boroughs or counties in New York and/or New Jersey having at least one team. Some of the more well known teams include the Battin' Island Zoomers and the Bronx Stonks. | ||
| − | + | ==List of New York Blittle League Teams== | |
| − | Battin' Island Zoomers | + | * Battin' Island Zoomers |
| + | * Bronx Stonks | ||
| + | * Brooklyn Orgainic Freelance Artists (BOFA) | ||
| + | * Fort Lee Fighting | ||
| + | * Hoboken Hobklins | ||
| + | * Jersey City Chillers | ||
| + | * Manhattan Rent | ||
| + | * Mt Vernon Presidents | ||
| + | * Newark Airports | ||
| + | * Queens Flush (The Flush of Queens) | ||
| + | * Union City {{redacted|6}} | ||
| + | * Upstate Downstates | ||
| + | * Weehawken Wee Hawks | ||
| + | * West New York Wicked Witches (The Wicked Witches of West New York) | ||
| + | * Yonkers Yonkees | ||
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| − | + | ==Battin' Island Zoomers== | |
| − | + | Thought to be something of a farm league for the [[New York Millennials]] [[ILB]] franchise, the Zoomers over the years have been the home of a number of talents. Notable talents include [[Sandie Turner]] and [[Nandy Fantastic]]. | |
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| − | == Battin' Island Zoomers == | ||
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| + | ==Bronx Stonks== | ||
| + | The Bronx Stonks are a up and coming team within the New York Blittle League. The team has won the title of Most Improved 3 years in a row. | ||
Their current roster is: | Their current roster is: | ||
| + | * Jonie Doughboie | ||
| + | * Eric Today | ||
| + | * {{redacted|5}} Gardener | ||
| + | * Leo {{redacted|5}} | ||
| + | * Mannequin {{redacted|3}} | ||
| + | * {{redacted|3}} {{redacted|3}} | ||
| + | * {{redacted|2}} {{redacted|7}} IV | ||
| + | * {{redacted|10}} | ||
| + | * {{redacted|6}} Batterson | ||
| + | * Log {{redacted|9}} | ||
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| − | + | ==Hoboken Hobgoblins== | |
| + | Notable [[New York Millennials]] player [[Nandy Fantastic]] started their blaseball career on the Hobgoblins until they relocated and joined the Battin' Island Zoomers alongside their Zoomers rival-turned-best friend, [[Sandie Turner]]. | ||
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| − | + | ==Manhattan Rent== | |
| + | Not much is known about the Manhattan Rent. [[Scrap Murphy]] was formerly a coach for this team before joining the New York Millennials. | ||
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| − | + | ==New York Generation Z Blittle League== | |
| + | [[File:EJN4znqN.jpg|thumb|alt=|180x180px]] | ||
| + | New York Generation Z, affectionately referred to as NYGENZ, is [[Battin' Island]]'s [[Blittle League]] Team. They are a collection of janitors and young people hoping to make it big in the Blaseball world. | ||
| − | + | Until her graduation from high school and acceptance to Columbia University, their social media was managed by Gennzy Mills, a batter for NYGENZ and general menace. | |
| − | + | Notable Rivalries include: NYGENZ vs Ranch Dressing, NYGENZ vs Climate Change, NYGENZ vs Generational Wealth, NYGENZ vs Social Anxiety, NYGENZ vs Impending Doom, NYGENZ vs Nihilism, NYGENZ vs Minimum Wage, NYGENZ vs Times Tables. | |
| − | + | ===Recruitment=== | |
| + | [[Dominic Marijuana]] of the [[New York Millennials]] is known to spend most of his [[Basethirst (drink)]] endorsement checks to provide transportation for the underpaid janitorial staff of other franchises for Vibe Checks (replacement for tryouts, see below) | ||
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The team long ago had a traditional structure of leadership, but it was wholly driven off by the ruthless burns and cries of "OK BOOMER" from the players. The team is now an anarcho-commune. They no longer hold traditional tryouts, but instead perform a Vibe Check on hopeful new players. | The team long ago had a traditional structure of leadership, but it was wholly driven off by the ruthless burns and cries of "OK BOOMER" from the players. The team is now an anarcho-commune. They no longer hold traditional tryouts, but instead perform a Vibe Check on hopeful new players. | ||
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[[Category:Blittle League]] | [[Category:Blittle League]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 18:07, 13 August 2022
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
The New York Blittle League has numerous teams, with many boroughs or counties in New York and/or New Jersey having at least one team. Some of the more well known teams include the Battin' Island Zoomers and the Bronx Stonks.
List of New York Blittle League Teams
- Battin' Island Zoomers
- Bronx Stonks
- Brooklyn Orgainic Freelance Artists (BOFA)
- Fort Lee Fighting
- Hoboken Hobklins
- Jersey City Chillers
- Manhattan Rent
- Mt Vernon Presidents
- Newark Airports
- Queens Flush (The Flush of Queens)
- Union City REDACTED
- Upstate Downstates
- Weehawken Wee Hawks
- West New York Wicked Witches (The Wicked Witches of West New York)
- Yonkers Yonkees
Battin' Island Zoomers
Thought to be something of a farm league for the New York Millennials ILB franchise, the Zoomers over the years have been the home of a number of talents. Notable talents include Sandie Turner and Nandy Fantastic.
Bronx Stonks
The Bronx Stonks are a up and coming team within the New York Blittle League. The team has won the title of Most Improved 3 years in a row.
Their current roster is:
- Jonie Doughboie
- Eric Today
- REDACTED Gardener
- Leo REDACTED
- Mannequin REDACTED
- REDACTED REDACTED
- REDACTED REDACTED IV
- REDACTED
- REDACTED Batterson
- Log REDACTED
Hoboken Hobgoblins
Notable New York Millennials player Nandy Fantastic started their blaseball career on the Hobgoblins until they relocated and joined the Battin' Island Zoomers alongside their Zoomers rival-turned-best friend, Sandie Turner.
Manhattan Rent
Not much is known about the Manhattan Rent. Scrap Murphy was formerly a coach for this team before joining the New York Millennials.
New York Generation Z Blittle League
New York Generation Z, affectionately referred to as NYGENZ, is Battin' Island's Blittle League Team. They are a collection of janitors and young people hoping to make it big in the Blaseball world.
Until her graduation from high school and acceptance to Columbia University, their social media was managed by Gennzy Mills, a batter for NYGENZ and general menace.
Notable Rivalries include: NYGENZ vs Ranch Dressing, NYGENZ vs Climate Change, NYGENZ vs Generational Wealth, NYGENZ vs Social Anxiety, NYGENZ vs Impending Doom, NYGENZ vs Nihilism, NYGENZ vs Minimum Wage, NYGENZ vs Times Tables.
Recruitment
Dominic Marijuana of the New York Millennials is known to spend most of his Basethirst (drink) endorsement checks to provide transportation for the underpaid janitorial staff of other franchises for Vibe Checks (replacement for tryouts, see below)
Structure
The team long ago had a traditional structure of leadership, but it was wholly driven off by the ruthless burns and cries of "OK BOOMER" from the players. The team is now an anarcho-commune. They no longer hold traditional tryouts, but instead perform a Vibe Check on hopeful new players.
