On [[Season 7]], Day 82, Bullock siphoned some of [[San Francisco Lovers]] batter [[Helga Moreno]]'s pitching ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from {{Star Rating|3.5}} to {{Star Rating|4}}.
On [[Season 7]], Day 82, Bullock siphoned some of [[San Francisco Lovers]] batter [[Helga Moreno]]'s pitching ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from {{Star Rating|3.5}} to {{Star Rating|4}}.
Often known as "Monty B" or "MoCo", Montgomery Cha-Cha Bullock is the namesake of Montgomery County, MD, in addition to reportedly being the physical manifestation of the county. No photographs or video footage exists of Montgomery Bullock by her own request. He is described as being a short/tall/medium-sized woman/man/player with green/brown/blue eyes and blonde/brown/red/purple hair.<sup>[1]</sup>
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===Early Life===
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According to historical record Montgomery Bullock was founded on October 1, 1776.
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According to eyewitness accounts, the physical form of Montgomery Bullock was born at the age of five in the Baltimore Crabs' home stadium during a training match. Eyewitnesses at the time stated that their mother pitched them in order to deliberately strike out the current batter.
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===Education===
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Bullock attended the Baltimore Blaseball Acrabemy as a child and quickly moved on to the Crustaceous Higher Institute for Blaseball Education (more commonly know as the CHIBE), the "sixteenth most prestigious blaseball academy in Baltimore<sup>[1]</sup>". Upon graduation, Bullock was accepted into trials for the Crabs immediately.
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===Blaseball Career===
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Bullock was made Captain of the BBA Hermits, the official inter-school team of the Baltimore Blaseball Acrabemy, and, upon graduating, had helped the Hermits achieve an almost unbeatable record of 736 wins and 12 losses.
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She was repeatedly offered to be made the Captain of the CHIBE Fiddlers, but denied the offer, saying "I can't handle the spotlight".
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Upon gaining a place in the Baltimore Crabs' roster, he has participated in every season of Blaseball.
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===Controversy===
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At the end of their education at the Baltimore Blaseball Acrabemy, Bullock faced allegations of theft and arson from the captain of rival team, the Third Blase Spiders. Bullock was accused of stealing and burning the bats and uniforms of the Spiders. Bullock was aquitted of all charges, however no verdict was returned as to whether or not they were true.
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=== Blood Donation ===
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As a side effect of Montgomery Bullock draining blood from Alaynabella Hollywood during Season 6, several hospital workers within Montgomery County have reported sudden influx of filled blood bags within their infirmaries. The source of this is currently unknown, but most hospitals affected by this occurrence have taken it in stride.
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Claims that the blood "carries the curse of the werehellhound" and unsafe to use in medical situations have been thoroughly disproven as hoaxes, and should under no means be investigated or suspected.
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== In Literature ==
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Crabs' Poet Laureate [[Runolfio Peeper]] wrote the following about Bullock:
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Montgomery, third pitcher in our stable
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Is notoriously difficult to label
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They in every game of Blaseball reap a bounty
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For it’s also known they moonlight as a county.
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Their pitches rock the villains who receive them
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With some spin upon the ball they do deceive them
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The sinker pitch is always churning down
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Like a stone dropped in a creek the batters drown
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The sliders have no mercy in their grace
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The hitters always give them heavy chase
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The four seams gather burgeoning applause
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And strike like wildcats showing their claws
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The changeups drift just like a silver spring
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The black hill curveballs make the batter swing
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Above capital, their endurance does amaze
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And our Bullock taxes everyone who plays.
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===Footnotes===
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#No two eyewitness accounts have given the same description
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#Slogan of the Crustaceous Higher Institute of Blaseball Education
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Revision as of 22:47, 27 September 2020
Montgomery Bullock is a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs. They have played for the Crabs since Season 1.
Official League Records
During the Season 5 election, Bullock received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.
On Season 7, Day 82, Bullock siphoned some of San Francisco Lovers batter Helga Moreno's pitching ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .
