Kennedy Loser/IF-65.408

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Marriage

Kennedy is married. This came as a surprise to many of the Crabs, who did not even realize that he was married to the person he kept bringing over to their gatherings, until the very day of ascension when he brought up in conversation, "I am going to miss my husband." Kennedy's husband is named Terry. They love each other very much. Terry doesn't really 'get' the whole blaseball thing, but hey, it's Ken's job, and they want to be supportive.

Terry is short for

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Teraflop Loser. The two of them met online (on Luis Acevedo's SMP server), and as is reported to the public, they have maintained a long-distance relationship throughout. However, privately, Terry is a software entity who lives in the phone lines. The two of them chat late into the night most days and work together managing the team's PR.

Terry has gotten in countless flame wars on Kennedy's behalf behind his back, but unbeknownst to him, the vast majority of the trolls are sockpuppet accounts of Yusef Puddles.