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Loser is perhaps best known for their home run in the 20th inning that brought the Crabs to an 8-6 victory over the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] on day 52 of Blaseball [[Season 2]]. | Loser is perhaps best known for their home run in the 20th inning that brought the Crabs to an 8-6 victory over the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] on day 52 of Blaseball [[Season 2]]. | ||
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<br>{{Community Lore}} | <br>{{Community Lore}} | ||
== Interdimensional Rumor Mill == | == Interdimensional Rumor Mill == |
Revision as of 13:38, 22 August 2020
Kennedy Loser is a player for the Baltimore Crabs. They have played for the team since Season 1.
Official League Records
Loser is perhaps best known for their home run in the 20th inning that brought the Crabs to an 8-6 victory over the Breckenridge Jazz Hands on day 52 of Blaseball Season 2.
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Marriage
Kennedy is married. This came as a surprise to many of the Crabs, who did not even realize that he was married to the person he kept bringing over to their gatherings, until the very day of ascension when he brought up in conversation, "I am going to miss my husband." Kennedy's husband is named Terry. They love each other very much. Terry doesn't really 'get' the whole blaseball thing, but hey, it's Ken's job, and they want to be supportive.
Terry is short for
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Tree Loser, despite his actual name being shorter than his nickname. He's just a tree (Eastern Red Cedar, to be precise). Kennedy regularly has his lunch under Terry's shade, and regularly says the same three awful jokes in his presence ("I've fallen for you," "If you say that again I'm leafing you," and "Cedar? I hardly know him!" Seriously he says one of these every conversation they have and he cracks himself up just as hard every time). Terry is apparently a distant cousin of Forrest Best, but tends to behave far more treefully than the notorious cryptid.